Teresa Giudice

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Letting Loose

Teresa talks bringing baby Audriana home, Gia's birthday bash, and Danielle drama.

Jun 1, 2010

Alright, the cork is off the bottle. I’m finally going to let loose on Danielle for all the sh*t she’s been writing about me on her blog. Psycho Bitch! But first, I’m going to start with the happy. My book Skinny Italian actually climbed up the NYT Bestseller list to number five this week!!! I cannot believe how blessed I am to have such amazing, amazing fans. The stories you are sending me of how you are eating healthy, learning to love yourself more, and how your kids are not being as picky – as well as the gorgeous photos of you hot Italian cooks! – mean more to me than you could ever know! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Muah muah muah!!! If you haven’t gotten it yet, it’s just $11 on Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/28z497o. You will LOVE it, baby doll, I promise! Read the reviews and you’ll see why. xxx

It was so fun to see Gia’s birthday party. Gia loved her spa party, even if Gabriella was jealous. What little girl doesn’t cry when her sister gets something she doesn’t? That’s why I made Gia give Gabriella the first ride. And I do have to say, Gia already knows how to ride quads because her cousins have them. We bought a special one for her age that doesn’t go very fast. And my girls ALWAYS wear helmets. We buy them new helmets every single year. She was just excited and took a two-second "happy birthday" ride up and down the driveway.

To answer other questions I saw you guys were Tweeting during the episode, yes Dina and I (and Jacqueline, Caroline and I) were drinking bellinis, my favorite drink in the whole world. So yummy and only 117 calories a glass! I have two recipes for them in my book (as well as a special virgin drink for non-drinkers like Dina). The funky glasses I served them in at my house are Gucci. I got them for my bridal shower gift from my mom 10 years ago. Love love love my Gucci dinnerware!!!

How funny is my Joe? He does not get it, but I am done having kids. Done. When I asked him if he would get snipped, his answer was so funny: "You’ve got the wrong guy." I definitely have the right guy! Love you baby! How great are his tattoos of our girls’ names on his arm? And no, I don’t have any tattoos myself. It’s worth repeating: Would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley? I don’t think so! (Although I’ve promised my Twitter followers (@Teresa_Giudice) that I might get a tattoo if my book hits number one. That or shave Danielle’s head. What do you think?)

I did think Dina was on crack when she told me she wanted to give Danielle a second chance because I saw through Danielle’s b.s. from day one. If you see, I was never, never friends with her. She just skieves me out. To my Twitter follower @denise676 who wrote about Danielle sitting with Kim G., "I didn't know Disney authorized for Cruella & Ursula 2 b in this scene." – hilarious! Love you! You nailed it. Danielle is Cruella. Did anyone see, was her fur wrap made of tiny puppies?