Alright, the cork is off the bottle. I’m finally going to let loose on Danielle for all the sh*t she’s been writing about me on her blog. Psycho Bitch! But first, I’m going to start with the happy. My book Skinny Italian actually climbed up the NYT Bestseller list to number five this week!!! I cannot believe how blessed I am to have such amazing, amazing fans. The stories you are sending me of how you are eating healthy, learning to love yourself more, and how your kids are not being as picky – as well as the gorgeous photos of you hot Italian cooks! – mean more to me than you could ever know! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Muah muah muah!!! If you haven’t gotten it yet, it’s just $11 on Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/28z497o. You will LOVE it, baby doll, I promise! Read the reviews and you’ll see why. xxx
It was so fun to see Gia’s birthday party. Gia loved her spa party, even if Gabriella was jealous. What little girl doesn’t cry when her sister gets something she doesn’t? That’s why I made Gia give Gabriella the first ride. And I do have to say, Gia already knows how to ride quads because her cousins have them. We bought a special one for her age that doesn’t go very fast. And my girls ALWAYS wear helmets. We buy them new helmets every single year. She was just excited and took a two-second "happy birthday" ride up and down the driveway.
To answer other questions I saw you guys were Tweeting during the episode, yes Dina and I (and Jacqueline, Caroline and I) were drinking bellinis, my favorite drink in the whole world. So yummy and only 117 calories a glass! I have two recipes for them in my book (as well as a special virgin drink for non-drinkers like Dina). The funky glasses I served them in at my house are Gucci. I got them for my bridal shower gift from my mom 10 years ago. Love love love my Gucci dinnerware!!!
How funny is my Joe? He does not get it, but I am done having kids. Done. When I asked him if he would get snipped, his answer was so funny: "You’ve got the wrong guy." I definitely have the right guy! Love you baby! How great are his tattoos of our girls’ names on his arm? And no, I don’t have any tattoos myself. It’s worth repeating: Would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley? I don’t think so! (Although I’ve promised my Twitter followers (@Teresa_Giudice) that I might get a tattoo if my book hits number one. That or shave Danielle’s head. What do you think?)
I did think Dina was on crack when she told me she wanted to give Danielle a second chance because I saw through Danielle’s b.s. from day one. If you see, I was never, never friends with her. She just skieves me out. To my Twitter follower @denise676 who wrote about Danielle sitting with Kim G., "I didn't know Disney authorized for Cruella & Ursula 2 b in this scene." – hilarious! Love you! You nailed it. Danielle is Cruella. Did anyone see, was her fur wrap made of tiny puppies?
Teresa!!!! I absolutely love you!!! You are exactly what I aspire to be as a wife and a mother. You are handling yourself wonderfully with this whole garbage (aka: Danielle) situation. You are such a classy, loving woman. You are such an inspiration.
Teresa! You worked it out! OMG! I love how you laid into Danielle on this blog! You are the best! That psycho Danielle should be ashamed of herself for that drama she brought to such a wonderful event! Who is she? God Bless You and your beautiful family! I love, love, love The Real Housewives of NJ, my former home state! I lived in Rockaway. Keep rocking!
Teresa!!! You go girl!!! GREAT BLOG!!!
Love your baby Audriana (SO cute!) and love to you and all your family- what a cute hubby you have!
God I love you!!!! haha! This blog is hilarious, Danielle is a freakin circus show, she really needs help! Your babies are beautiful and you're an amazing mom! keep up the good work!
I agree with everything you wrote!!! Danielle attacks anything you and your family do or say and she makes no sense (like the french toast comment).
I cracked up when I read "Gollum the Make-up Artist" hahaha so true he is really creepy.
You may be a Bentley but you've definitely been a few accidents and fender benders!!! The overindulgence of yourself and your children is nauseating. I hope that you and your husband do some good with all your money and find it in your hearts to donate to children that can really use some help (food, clothing, medicine, shelter). Also, the deep rooted anger and resentment you have for Danielle makes you an ugly person inside and out. Focus on your children and being a mom rather than your obsession with the doings of Danielle!!!
All I can say is I adore you! You crack me up. I cant wait until the next episode to see what crazy thing your going to say or do. Me and my friends from Delaware, Ohio love you and think you have an amazing family. Your girls are beautiful and I love how you spoil them. Your a great mother and Danielle could learn a few things from you.
Well said Teresa! I think you're a fabulous mom! I was appalled about the comments made towards you during labor. I just had another little boy in March and I could barely walk let alone feed my children and clean the house towards the end! Maybe someone forgot what it feels like..May God bless you and your family for years to come!! XOXO
Girl you are the bomb. I think you and your family are cool. Do not let that crazy bitch get to you. She is not worth stressing over. People like that always get their due.
THANK YOU TERESA! For finally saying something about Danielle's evil spewing! She is trash and I wouldn't read her fictional book if someone gave it to me! I NOW believe the book that was written about her 25 years ago is totally true! God bless you and those sweet little girls! You are wonderful!
Omg! I love love love you! Not in that way lol! But you are so freaking hillarious! I love watching you and your girls it's great what a good mother you are it is all about your kids! Danielle is a nasty nasty woman! And weird she is saying you are not a good mother really! really! she didn't even have her daughter at the luncheon!
You Go Teresa! So glad to hear you telling it like it is! Danielle is a crazy bitch and I'm glad you wrote this to put that psycho in her place.
LOVE YOU GUYS!!! You're so right, Danielle is a whole lot of CRAZY!!! You bring a whole new light on describing the craziness of this devious woman!! She makes a spectacle of herself ALL THE TIME!!!! You are a beautiful Italian family!!!!
I love this show and I love all of the Housewives!! Danielle is a waste of airtime though. I feel sad that her daughters have such a lousy human being as a mother. I only see what is on the TV of her but if she is really they way she is portrayed on the show, she is a sad and miserable individual! I envy Teresa and her love for her daughters. I love How Caroline and Dina will not put up with crap from anyone and Jaqueline is hilarious as well!! Love the show!
Bravo Teresa!!! Tell the girls by saying nothing they are letting her get away with crap like she pulled. When you all stand up to her she cries and sniffles (which I like watching better). Love you Teresa. I'll have to buy the book. Need to learn to make and can sauce. I have a butt load of tomatoes growing.
I love love love you Teresa. Gia was so cute at her party. My favorite part was when she had the mud mask on and was batting her eyes, sooo adorable, and she's a good dancer to. I loved your blog. You have hit right where you should of regard Danielle. The nerve of that bitch.
You couldn't have said it better, just what I was thinking. You are a wonderful mother and have a great family. Can't wait to get your book.
LOVE YOU TERESA!!!! Amen to all that you said! Danielle is CRAZY and everything that comes out of her mouth is ridiculous and I loved reading your blog defending yourself and your family against her!
Love love love
Hot Damn.....the gloves are off and its been long coming. First of all, I don't think anyone with any common sense or decency would take any of Danielle's negative comments about you or your parenting skills seriously. I am not a mother, but from what I can see, you (and Juicy Joe) are excellent parents and put your children's welfare first. They are very fortunate to be growing up in a traditional and loving household and for anyone to think otherwise is just plain stupid. Your girls are all very beautiful and full of life and its sad that some would stoop so low as to attack a child or someone else's parenting skills. FYI - I found her ridiculous comment about you feeding your child frozen waffles completely pathetic. You didn't even need to address that one, but glad you did.
Your comments in your blog are all spot on (as are Caroline, Dina and Jacqueline's) and it is truly sad to watch the drama unfold with this psychopath each week. This week took it to a new level, however, since it involved a sick child who didn't deserve to have someone like Danielle even associated with her. Its frightening and disturbing to watch, so I can only imagine how living it must feel. I'm sure you all know this, but I think a big part of Danielle's behavior stems from her jealousy of you gals and the wonderful lives that you have MADE FOR YOURSELVES through making the right decisions, being decent human beings, and working hard for what you have. Its a completely foreign concept to her.
On a good note - I bought your book and absolutely LOVE it. I'm Italian and didn't think I needed any help, but have found your book truly entertaining. I'm very happy for your success with it. Congratulations on your newest addition -she is beautiful and will certainly make your clan complete!
Teresa!.. xoxoxo.. Love you love you love you!.. muah..muah.. muah!..
You have kept yourself positive, happy, and fun through this season so far. I think I can say your theme song seems to be from Kandi on the ATL Wives, "fly above all the haters". You live on and live well. That my Darling, IS the best revenge!..
Danielle mocked you for your Lanoleum in your prior home? once She moves out of that Home that is falling down around her feet, She will be lucky to have Plywood under her gnarly toes!..
The best Marble She'll be able to afford, will come as a form of Pound cake.. perhaps She needs to find a new show? hm, like "Cops" perhaps? Seeing as She's a criminal hanging out with Criminals now.. It's like She sits at the Gate of San Quentin to take in the new "releasee's".
tell her to move on and "Fuh git about it"
I love you Teresa... You always speak your mind, as a true Italian woman and mother should!! Danielle is trash, she looks like an alien and only wants to steal everyone's thunder, even her own daughters. I think that BRAVO is enabling her antics by having her on the show. As parents we all do what we feel is best for our kids. Your a GREAT mom, I have never seen you do anything but care or talk great of your kids. To hell with Danielle, she is a dumb skanky piece of trash!! P.S Someone needs to tell Danielle that E.T called and he wants his face back!!!
Bravo, Teresa!! Bravo! it must have been absolutely liberating to finally let loose on that freak! lol Your blog is spot on, you called it just like it is. BRAVO!
Teresa, You are a great mother! I am disgusted in every way by Danielle. I love watching your family and you yourself. You are hilarious and light-hearted. Danielle is a jealous person and after last nights episode, is clearly not in her right mind. Love love love!!!
Tell her, girl! You are cracking me up. Danielle is beyond crazy. After the last episode, I hope everyone sees what a looney toon she is. She and Kelly should swap notes...
I love all of your girls, they are amazing in every way! Audriana is a beautiful name, I think it's perfect! Congrats on your new addition!
I love every blog you wrote. You are so real! I cant wait for the reunion so all the housewives can set Danielle stiaght.
Wow! When you are mad you ARE MAD!!! LOL!!! Bravo! Would LOVE to have you on my side :-)
However... you vented and now please move on. Ignore her and that she won't be able to stand! She is used to everything else..
I think you are fabulous!! Your family is beautiful, and your girls always make me smile. You crack me up every time, and my husband only watches just to see what you are up to this week. Congratulations on your book, and your new little peanut! What a sweetie :)
Love, love, love your insanity. I watch for the entertainment and glamour factor, an escape from reality. Please, please, please do not even address Danielle or even breathe her name anymore. Ignore her and maybe she will just go away. I won't even post a blog to her and hope that other viewers won't either. Then maybe if Bravo sees that we just are disgusted by her, they won't have her on the show anymore and you women can really entertain us, Jersey style!
I think I might love you a lil bit...this blog was all kinds of awesome. You definitely have a new fan in me.
Teresa - love, love, love you! You are spot on about Danielle. She is definately a sociopath and as most sociopaths go - she is out to win at any cost. Its not about anything else in her life but "winning" and getting what SHE wants. She has no feelings for other people and is quite obvious that everyone that crosses paths with her is used to her advantage.
She very, very obviously puts the "whore" in horrifying.
YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!! That was by far the best blog you have written!!!!!!! I totally agree with everything you have said. Congrats n your beautiful baby and to you also wonderful and beautiful family. LOVE LOVE LOVE YA!
you are a remarkable person and i love you on this show! You are my idol & hope to raise my family/kids just like you are doing (ONE DAY...in the future) I have no sympathy for danielle so i think you were a little 'too nice' in this blog! haha. but you held your own like a classy lady and let her make a foolery of herself. She had it coming... best wishes to you and the rest of the Jersey family! Love the show...
You are fabulous and an inspiration. You also have great intuition about Danielle as you were on to her from the start. I hope you don't let her get to you as we the viewers know better. She is not worth getting worked up about.
I know all the viewers love, love, love you!!!! :)
You are my fav on the show!!! love love you and your fam!! Even though I was a tomboy growing up lol I love the way you bring up your girls and your old school style. I'm totally old school too with a modern twist, can't help it my mama brought me up very well, gotta love your family. Nothing like a home cooked meal and fam time.
LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!!! I couldn't have said it better myself!!!
Based on this blog alone I just went to Amazon and bought your book.