Jay Mohr

Episode 14: Jay Mohr finally agrees with Ashley about something.

on Aug 21, 20110

The next day at Jacqueline’s house everyone is tucked back into their closets. Ashley sits down with Chris and her mom to talk about her upcoming move to California. When Chris asks her for some details about moving to California, Ashley says it was all Jacqueline’s idea in the first place, and then calls her mother a bitch to her face. She does all this while texting. It begs the question, why doesn’t someone smash that freaking phone out of her hands? Toward the end of the episode Ashley is giving her interview wearing a blue shirt with a purple oven mitt on her head. Blue and purple, Ashley? C’mon, girl, not even Luther Vandross could pull those two colors together. The show ends with Chris telling Ashley, “Get your stuff and get out!” That sound you heard tonight outside your window was America applauding.

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290 comments
Antoinette, san diego
Antoinette, san diego

Im am 24 and let me tell you, if I acted or spoke to my mother and family the way ashley does, I would get a smacked by my mom and my aunts! I dont think jaquiline is trying to ” throw it” in ashleys face when she brings up what she sacrificed. But maybe to prove a point about how the real world works. For ashley to throw that in her mothers face is disrespectful. She is an ungreatful brat. At 20 I didnt have a child either. But I worked full time and lived on my own with nothing but MORAL support from my parents. I got married at 21, had a babyboy at 22, now own our own home (not a mansion but wr will get there) ;) and I work part time and and takr care of my son and husband because I want to. Ashelys excuse about being 20 and ”partying is what you do” is BS, because I had a lot of fun partying and I still got up to go to work the next day because I had to pay my bills! Im glad they made her move out. Hope they are strong and stick by it. Ashley, grow the eff up and stop making us twenty-somethings a bad name!

JayFan2
JayFan2

Yay JAY !! Love your blog

TLyon
TLyon

Yay JAY ! Love your BLOG !!

Kerri-NJ
Kerri-NJ

That was a sweet comment you made about how no dream could top being a mother. You are funny AND adoraable. xo

JayFan12
JayFan12

I read this entire blog and the #1 thing I wanted to comment on....Jay's AWESOME idea for a Spinoff show!!! Everytime I read your blog I say to myself we've got to get this guy on Bravo, the network was made for you! Keep the honesty coming and the jokes cracking! Can't wait to see your RHOBH blog????? HINT HINT!!!

BAH901
BAH901

Ashley has her faults, but all 20 year old people would be absolutely mortified if they had to try to maintain a semblance of intelligence and sanity while four adults lobbed questions and accusations at them. She should have just put her head on the table and had a good cry, instead of trying to fend for herself with cameras rolling. My parents never cussed at me, thank God. I don't think I'd be able to hold my head up if they ever had. Hopefully, Ashley will make finding a great church one of her goals. She would benefit from spiritual guidance and maybe find the peacefulness that she needs.

A from NJ
A from NJ

"In a million lifetimes, you couldn’t chase down a single dream that would top being a mother." I love your blog, Jay - LOVE it! But this comment? Please.

zetafornow
zetafornow

Please Jaqueline...get your husband to take those boys for the day so you can spend a whole day with Ashley...your first born.

Bluedogsandgators
Bluedogsandgators

Jay, well done on the blog! Can we PLEASE get spellcheck for the bloggers though? It's almost as maddening as a "Norgwegian coming in next Wendesday," or "Saved a witch like me!"

Patty P
Patty P

Jay, Your are the Bomb!!! I love your take on everyting RHONJ!!

Tampa Tre
Tampa Tre

To quote Melissa Gorga, "Thank you Jesus for Jay!" Your blog is absolutely hilarious!And your recaps of the NJ Housewives is always spot on!!!!! Love, love love it!!!

Laurie G.
Laurie G.

Jay, where is this week's blog entry? I am waiting. Even though I watched the episode last night, I always enjoy your recap.

TampaView
TampaView

Jay, your blog is the best! I find you are funniest writer ever--and right on point! I look forward to reading your posts just to see if I misinterpreted something I thought I heard/saw on show! Keep on posting!

jenni c
jenni c

You are so insanely funny that I can't even remember why I couldn't stand any show with you in it. I suppose that was before I became enlightened. Thank you for the great laughs and right on profiling.

Janie-Indy
Janie-Indy

Sorry Jay, don't think your that funny, matter of fact could do without your silly (not funny) comments.

Bevo from Texas
Bevo from Texas

Jay, Love, Love your Blog!!!!! Let's send Ashley to work for Kelly Cutrone!

Viewer_77
Viewer_77

OMG that was the funniest Blog! I'm still laughing about the purple oven mitt on Ashley's head!

RaRa  T
RaRa T

I'm thinking that Jay is really on to something with the housewives' therapy session. Perhaps it could be incorporated at the end of the season when Andy Cohen has his final housewife meeting.

RHofDallas
RHofDallas

Jay---You should pitch a show idea of Danielle opening a restuarant in L.A. (b/c she is soooo gonna win Famous Food-NOT!!!) and Ashley and Teresa going to L.A. to help her run it...I think they all beleive in their dyllusional little brains that they are capable of anything!!!! I never get get tired of hearing Danielle scream "Don't you DARE disrespect me!!" and Teresa saying she's "a real person" and Ashley crying "everyone hates me!"

New viewer
New viewer

I like Jacqueline, I really do and I think she has put up with more than enough from Ashley, but the fact of the matter is that while Ashley is indeed: self-centered, shallow, lazy, whiney, etc.. Her main issue is that she's a spoiled brat, how do you think she got that way? Her parents have to take some the responsibility for the way she is. I think they went way over board compensating her for the break up of their family. I've watched this show for awhile, and all I've ever seen them do is alot of talking and then they cave and give her what she wants with "conditions". Sometimes you have to start out and end with no.

gill skeete
gill skeete

I hope that Ashley's parents do NOT pay for anything for this move to California for this nasty girl. She is actually not a girl she is a 20 year old woman with a very bad attitude like everyone owes her! Ashley, nobody owes you anything. She has been playing her family for too long and it's time she faced reality. I am glad she has been told to get out of the house now! I wonder who will be paying for all her iphone calls? She sure doesn't pay for anything! The disrespect to her cousine as well. Not even making any effort on the tshirts.. is pretty rotten of her. If she was not interested she should have just been honest enough to say so..instead of playing this stupid little girl game. She also keeps blaming her mother for her own behaviour! ??? what's up with that? Her mother though, has to really stop bringing up the fact she sacrificed everything to raise her.. that is not fair to guilt trip her daughter with that either. Best thing is for Ashley to move out, move on and get going with her own life and prove to herself she is better than what she is behaving like in these shows. Parents do not have to pay for anything more for this women. She should be on her own and be in the real world. I really hope her mother doesn't change her mind and beg her not to move out etc etc etc..and keep the nonsense going. They both need to be away from each other for a good long time.. hope this gets published..

luvnlife
luvnlife

OMG, Mr. Smarty McCollege pants! Hahahahaha You are a NUT!! That was SOOOO funny!

Just when I see the multitudes of people defending and rationalizing Teresa's insane behavior, you step in and let me see that someone is actually watching the same show as me.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!! I am ALSO going to tweet Andy about your idea. LOVE IT!

YOU ROCK!

Viewer3458
Viewer3458

Jay, You are so funny and you Get it!

chattykathy
chattykathy

I love your blog. I hope you and Bravo consider you blogging on the other housewife shows, too. Jaq (and parents in general) was supposed to sacrifice and care for her child. She chose to have her. Ashley does not owe her anything. My mother taught me that respect is earned and if someone disrespects you, oh well. Mother or not. How do you think Ashley learned her behavior? Her parents both cursed her out. None of the four parents present listened to her. She was actually praising her mother for raising her and her not being on drugs or pregnant at 20. As for the readers, I have never heard such anger and disrespect toward a person who is being called disrespectful. People suggest breaking the cell phone or better yet, Ashly herself. I would never consider treating (or mistreating) my child like that. Maybe that's why he never cursed at me or called me a name and he is 24. We made it through adolescence unscathed and respect and love intact. JMHO

Rena Hall
Rena Hall

Thank you 89-year-old Jesus for giving us Mr. Mohr -- LOVE this blog!

sherrimobile
sherrimobile

I feel very sorry for Ashley. I had to hear my mother tell me "nicely" how she sacrificed her life for me over and over. When Ashley said she was 20 and didn't have a baby.. I honestly don't think she meant that as an insult ..but no one would let her even complete her sentence. It was a full attack from her family. She's not doing anything more than most people her age are doing. If she didn't love her mom, then her mom's words couldn't even make her cry. I been there, I know. The problem is, Ashley isn't as good and perfect as THEY want her to be. her mom constantly insults her..her stepdad was trying to help in the past... I thought he understood. Poor girl needs to leave..but who is going to help her? she has no one who will even listen to her...they just throw insults at her.

Dannell
Dannell

Jay, you're brilliant. And, because you are brilliant, you're psychiatric RHONJ show would be fantastic. I love Andy, but he has to be so diplomatic & sometimes I want to hear him call out the women on the crazy things they say and do. You could be the other host with the other show that leaves diplomacy at the door & calls them out like you do on the blog. Love it!!

Ashot
Ashot

AMEN! Let's hope Chris really does throw her Ashley out! That girl needs to go to California and learn the hard way. She gets a brand new car and disrepects her parents the way she does?? There is no excuse and she is not a victim. Ugh!

Loredana
Loredana

I like so much more now after reading your blogs. You crack me up, you tell it like it is! Yes America did applaud at the end of Sundays show.

bmack
bmack

You rock!!!!! This is the best blog eveeeeeeerrrrr!!!

nepa
nepa

hilarious! I usually pause the show every few minutes and read your blog one paragraph at a time because I can't wait to hear your thoughts! Keep up the good work!

diana 2
diana 2

Mr. Jay, Thnaks!! I was lol!! You are one funny, hot guy!!!

Kelli Ash
Kelli Ash

Jay, abso-friggin'-lutely SPOT ON as usual!!! I'm in Bravo love with you!!!!

CarriejWA
CarriejWA

Now that you are doing this blog..I wish Danielle was back on the show. BWAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!! Actually, I'd stab my eyes out but the blog would be worth it. I'd have to have my husband read it to me though.

jenlav
jenlav

Jay, I was wondering why you were on Andy Cohen Live.......I love all of these reality shows....but I am a chick....what does O & A have to say about this? Is this your dirty little secret ? Do I need to call in and tell the boys? Little Jimmy must love this side of you.

Lynn Dempsey
Lynn Dempsey

Jay -- LOVE you! You're a breath of fresh air .. PLEASE tell me you'll be voicing your opinions for Atlanta too.. the others I don't care about but PUH-LEASE .. you must rant about Atlanta, too!

jhonanna
jhonanna

i was browsing around here and reading the other ppls comments and they do make alot of sense. And i agree with ashley cause i was like that when i was her age like for real!

acgtammy
acgtammy

Funny! Exactly everything that I was thinking. Call Andy and get a show. I am a fan.

Italiangirly
Italiangirly

Great Blog....keep the laughs coming....

Mandy93
Mandy93

Wow! Best Blog. I want Mohr ;) Anyway, I really think that every single cast member of the real housewives of New Jersey needs to read this and realize they are all insane. Melissa-you have zero musical talent. Tre- its obvious you are jealous of Melissa bc she is younger and prettier so shut up about the drama. Kathy- Who cares about Tre, stop trying to be nice. Caroline- you're annoying unless you are not talking. Jaqueline- Ashley is a horrible person and it's not your faut-get over it.

lovessng
lovessng

Hilarious stuff! You write what everyone is thinking! Love it!! BTW, I would love to see some therapy sessions!!

Paula53Smith
Paula53Smith

Best blog ever! This was my first time reading it and I can't wait to read past ones...I laughed out loud like crazy! Very accurate recounts hahaha!!!

TicaMaria
TicaMaria

Hilarious ... You make me crack up every single time ... And yes tre is def loosing it ..

R-Man
R-Man

Well said, Jay...Well said

elizabethS
elizabethS

Great funny writing and perceptive too I think. I agree with that Ashley/Jacqueline theory. Ashley needs to be away from J& C, they don't impress me as good parents in any way. They've been nagging Ashley to figure out her life, now she has a plan to go to art school in CA. Sounds like a fine plan and I would think they could afford to send her and pay for room, board and tuition. Plenty of parents with more limited resources do that. Instead when Ashley mentions it J. starts screaming. I really can't stand that spoiled baby. And I don't mean Ashley.

ChrisBKNY
ChrisBKNY

I have to say, I'm APPALLED by some of you asking who Jay is. Jay Mohr is an accomplished comedian and actor and has starred in numerous movies and TV shows. He was also a cast member on Saturday Night Live. So kindly show the man some respect. It's cool and all that you love his blog but to say who the hell are you and say oh you should write a book, to me is a tad insulting. He's accomplished more than most of us will ever dream of. We're just really lucky that he decided to jump in on this Housewives ride with us, being the cute little Jersey boy he is. Love you Jay : )

Elle in Oregon
Elle in Oregon

I'm surprised your psychiatrist series isn't still on the air, because your analysis is so spot on. : ) I love Chris and Jacqueline because they are loving parents. Ashley is so immature, but I'm sure she'll figure it out in time. To add to your defense of Ashley, it would be hard to be constantly reminded how grateful she should be for what her mother gave up for her. Chris mentioned several times that Jacqueline sacrificed to have Ashely. Jacqueline could have had a career, etc. Jacqueline cries over all that she did and Ashley isn't appreciate of what she gave up. HOWEVER, Jacqueline said in her interview that Ashley wasn't a mistake. Jacqueline and Matt wanted to have a child. So here's the news flash, Jacqueline didn't give up a thing. She got exactly what she wanted. Choosing motherhood is wonderful. I know several mothers who balance single motherhood and a career. Jacqueline needs to grow up a little and accept that she became what she wanted to be. If she wanted a "career" then she should have pursued it; otherwise, let go of the dream of what might have been.

Boo Radley
Boo Radley

Don't you think an interesting storyline for Ashley's big move to CA would for her to work for Patty Stanger or Jeff Lewis?! Or she could move to New York and work for Rachel Zoe?