Teresa and Joe are waking up for the run and Teresa has the runs. She should partner up with Jaqueline and walk with her butt cheeks squeezed together. Maybe instead of water, people will line the streets during the race handing out Immodium. I really enjoyed seeing what each person decided to wear to a charity race. Chris, Christopher, Albie, Joe Giudice, and Lauren are dressed like human beings. Everyone else is dressed like a video game character or a toy. Greg is dressed for Spiderman. Teresa is dressed like “Winter Olympics Barbie.” Joey Gorga is dressed for his Jersey Shore audition and Melissa looks like one of the Wonder Pets.
Before the race, Joe Giudice immediately starts teasing Joey Gorga. This is pathetic because in the car he just said to Teresa, “I don’t start nuttin’!” We all just watched him start with Joey in front of all the others. It was uncomfortable. Joey Gorga should have fought back by having Melissa sing out loud.
Everyone gets running. Teresa encourages Joe by telling him about “stanima.” Kathy is running like Mark Fuhrman at the Million Man March. For some reason, Caroline quits. If you count the kickboxing class, this is the second time she has quit in camera. I have to call out momma Manzo. How can you make a living giving people advice if you quit when things get tough? You are the matriarch of a family of winners. Suck it up and close the deal!