OK, OK, let's talk about how I fell in the river! I can't believe how many of my Twitter followers commented on how funny it was! You are sooo mean! LOL! OK, maybe I laughed a little bit watching it too, but it was not funny that day. I was terrified! If you could have seen the insects and snails and toads and eels that were in the water, you would understand! It was only two feet deep, so my feet sank right into the muck and bugs that were underneath me! It was the worst experience of my life! I was trying to tell Joe there was a hole in the boat, but he wouldn't listen to me. He was telling me to stop being a diva and enjoy the ride. Ugh that was the worst! I'm glad I gave all of you a laugh! You all owe me!