Garden Statements

Bravotv.com's Associate Producer thinks Milania should have been allowed to come to the party.

on Aug 19, 20130

Welcome back! Let's slide right on into this week's recap, shall we?

And Milania wasn't the only one sporting some enhancements. Jacqueline has returned from plastic surgery mecca Beverly Hills with a new tummy and neck.

BEFORE

AFTER

And if you're dying for a few more photos of Jacqueline from the days of yore, check them out here.

Kathy meanwhile still struggles being business partners with Rich. Rich however only seems to be struggling with Kathy's hat.

Then in probably my favorite moment (or should I say bro-ment) of the episode, Joe, Chris, and Rich head to a cigar bar, which was not code for strip club much to Rich's dismay. They start out cute by planning parties for their wives and then move on to talking about how Melissa once texted during sex.

At which point they had a good laugh and this happened and the bartender freaked out.

14 comments
jennylynnrice
jennylynnrice

Good recap. Milania cracks me up! She reminds me so much of my own little princess.

rosyposy
rosyposy

So glad the children were not at the event.  Too much bad behavior in front of children is shown  on this show.  I feel for Teresa's girls.  I hope they have a happy future, but it is worrisome.

IamNobodysHW
IamNobodysHW

Milania is so full of life, it is great to see Teresa's girls enjoying their childhood and not being used as props (Melissa's kids).  The only time I see them smile is when they are with Teresa's kids.

JMRN
JMRN

Milania - love her! If the rumors are true about a Manzo spin-off, I am highly disappointed in Bravo. They are so NOT entertaining at ALL. And, sorry, but never in a million years would I watch Lauren get married on TV. No way. This franchise is over...new blood.

jpalmer
jpalmer

Please bring back Jay Mohr as episode recapper! 

bittersweet4
bittersweet4

Watching Milania in action is always entertaining, but the rest of it - so boring.  Honestly, who dresses Kathy?  I am hoping that those cannolis she was making in her "kitchen" are not the ones she is selling?  Health Department alert.  Possibly the best line of the night was about the "Sexy wife, Loyal wife" texting during a session of hot & heavy sex.  I've heard about making grocery lists, but actual texting?  Yep, that will help sell books on a happy marriage.  Joe Gorga - resident idiot & angry Italian.  Bravo - time to mix it up & get some interesting New Jersey people.  This cast is dull & boring.

elizabeth.fisher.589
elizabeth.fisher.589

Please say it isn't so that the Manzos may get a spinoff.  Instead of giving all of these HW their own spinoff show to fill up the schedule, why don't we get some new HW franchises - like Chicago, New Orleans, etc. etc.?  Watching the Manzos is like watching paint dry.

chattyone
chattyone

I believe when we look at Milania , her cuteness and antics , we are looking at what Teresa was like as a child.  : )

ESinAZ
ESinAZ

Milania is SO cute!  And very smart...obviously she was using the boobies as a fulcrum so that she could slide down the bannister without tipping.

Sorry....I fast forwarded through Vito and Lauren...and the Manzo rug move that took the entire family being on camera.

kellyspeaksinfo
kellyspeaksinfo

Oh I love that...  Reminds me of my niece, imaginative, active, sense of humor AND timing...  Wearing that bra, hahaha..  I also like how Teresa handles it - doesn't get bent out of shape about it...  Milania reminds me of that one woman, who would always run onto the baseball fields, to kiss a player...  I don't remember her name....

Gracie17
Gracie17

 @kath0115  I believe it is the editors and/or producers that write this blog, lol

 

Having said that .....why..WHY does no one ever call out the behavior of others on this show except the Guidices?  Joey G telling people that his wife was texting during sex (which is pretty sad, btw) and sticking a knife into the bar in a restaurant and NOT ONE WORD FROM ANYONE!  Had Joe Guidice done those things we'd never hear the end of it!   How about Big Al telling Caroline to shut the f up in front of her children??  Not a peep.  And WHY does everyone seem to conveniently forget everything MELISSA did to Teresa prior to coming on this show.  Oh and coming on this show!

 

It's just SO odd to me!

WCW
WCW

The Guidice Girls always deliver the light hearted fun this franchise desperately needs! We have watched them grow for five seasons now. Gia is the classic "everyone is so lame" preteen, Milania is the glib and nimble actress, little Audriana adores and emulates Milania's every move and mannerism and the shy Gabriella is usually quietly observing the Guidice Circus. Teresa has her hands full - I  doubt she would want it any other way!

Thank you for giving viewers something positive to look forward to in the dark mess this franchise has become.

ESinAZ
ESinAZ

 @D-Ann

 Maybe they needed a more attractive rug?  Like the one Andy has on WWHL set.  That could have livened up the Manzo segment.