We saw what happened. We watched the show, thanks. You don't need to recap the entire episode

Enjoyed reading your blog. Congrats on the new book, I hope it does well. Looking forward to reading next weeks blog.

Simon,

Hilarious, well written I loved it :)

I almost wet my knickers!

Simon, you nailed it! A thoroughly accurate and entertaining account. You and Alex are the best on the show.

I have to hand it to you, Simon: your blog made me snicker. Who knew you were so funny?

you are so funny...love ur blog.

Ramona popped up like a meerkat!! I'm serious, I burst out laughing. She is a freaking meerkat. Good on ya Simon!

I love you and Alex!! You two are the only "normal" people on the show. You two are very classy. I hope that you and Alex do not leave the show. If you do, I will never watch this show again. You and Alex are the best!! I love your blogs. Keep them coming!!!

Team Alex & Simon!!

Hey, Simon,
LOVE your manly point of view. Also love your style. Have a great season!

Hugs

Silex, great to see you back and not wavering a bit with these other blogs, etc.! Kudos!! But, let's not forget about the severity that some of our words tend to have on others. I just love your blog but we need remember that this is a HOUSEWIFE show and you're the husband....which, usually is NOT in the picture when it comes to hanging out with GIRLfriends...(but love to hear the mans side, LOL!). Hope that you and Alex are doing better after the fall out you were having with the economy... Can't wait to see the boys, for I am sure they're grown quite a bit!!!

Who knew it would take three seasons for you and Alex to seem like the normal ones!!

Much love to you guys and I hope we get to see lots of you and the boys this season.

Help the rest keep it real... and ugh, why do we need to add more housewives to the mix???

Hi Simon, So glad you're blogging again.I heard a rumor that Alex will be leaving.I hope that's only a rumor because you and Alex keep the show from being boring.Please address this on your next blog.Why are they having two more women on the show? That's too many wives.Welcome back!

Hi Simon, So glad you're blogging again.I heard a rumor that Alex will be leaving.I hope that's only a rumor because you and Alex keep the show from being boring.Please address this on your next blog.Why are they having two more women on the show? That's too many wives.Welcome back!

Loved your blog!!! It's accurate and entertaining. I hope you keep it up.

This was too good! You should narrate every episode...Too darn funny..Thank's for the good read.

Absolutely brilliant, i smiled the whole way through the blog. :)

Simex, Thank Gosh you two are back. I want to see more of you two. I want your interesting point of view and see more of your fun life.

You rock Simon!!!!

Simon, you are the wittiest and the funniest. Love your blog and look forward to your next one. You and Alex are an inspriation. Lots of love!

Yep Simon...I don't care what anyone has said about you. You are funny and typically spot on in your commentary. Good luck this season, you are going to need it!

You know Simon, l truly couldn't stand the sight of you or your wife when the show first aired, it took me ages to warm to either of you, but now l have, l get the two of you, Alex is never nasty or out for revenge, you just take it all in your stride and laugh it off, you have both become one of my favorites, just goes to show you should never judge a book by it's cover.

You and Alex were not my favorites last season. You both grew on me. I was glad Alex told Bethenny about being two faced at the reunion and you told Ramona and Mario they were hypocrites. You and Alex belong together and that annoys people that don't have that. Mario and Ramona also belong together, but that's another story. Poor Jill Zarin, everyone can see what Bethenny was friends with her for initially.

I love it!! I read every blog for every Housewives show and yours was by far the most entertaining. Please, please, please continue.

Simon, you are not only refreshingly honest but a hysterical wit! Love the blog.

Simon you are hilarious! Please don't stop recapping. I think people who don't get you are not intelligent enough to understand you. Your wife is my favorite on the show. She is the only one who is not out to hurt the other castmates. The two of you together are wonderful and your kids are so lucky to have two great parents. Can't wait to read the book!

You know what Simon, your actually pretty cool. I enjoyed reading your blog. You made it so interesting. I look forward to reading more.

Oucch,Simon, the truth hurts! I think you've got all their numbers this season. Please tell me there is an inside plan to heighten the hype. Adults don't really behave this way.

Absolutely love your commentary and love you and Alex! Hope to see more of you two together this season.

Thank you for the recap. I wasn't able to watch the episode and it isn't posted on the website yet. I really enjoyed your insight.

I love Simon & Alex. I don't understand why some of the Housewives are so bothered by them. No, my husband doesn't "dress up" or wear ANYTHING close to the clothes Simon does, but who cares if he does? We go almost everywhere together too, but definitely not every single place, and I don't think Simon & Alex do either.

The complete destruction at the townhouse last season really endeared them to me, too. Simon & Alex, hear this: There is nothing wrong with a 3 year renovation! Sometimes...LOL, the time just gets away from you! People have more important things to do than make their house look pretty. I lived with spackle on ALL of my walls for 3 years, and I didn't love it either, but it doesn't make me a "totally bizarre" person like some of the Housewives seem to imply about Simon & Alex. I thought I liked Bethenny, but why does she seem to be personally offended by the state of Simon & Alex's TH? It's different when you are married with kids, you don't have as much time to devote to your various projects, renovations included.

S, I am always so impressed at how you and Alex forgive and forget. You two show the most class. You both have a great sense of humor, and I enjoy your wit (the middle alphabet girls) and intelligence. I don't know why they pick on you, they just don't understand you. Too bad for them, they're missing getting to know a great couple.

Simon, I loved last season when you danced with Ramona! You are so funny! You and Alex are the perfect couple! You'll just seem to go with the flow!

Simon, you have actually grown on me. You are so right
in your blog about Jill, Luann and Ramona. I guess Jill
wanted free food and jewelry and LuAnn came just to jump
Ramona about something her husband did. Keep blogging.

Loved the post but maybe a little shorter next time, please? Just about pee'd myself when you said "Ramona pops out like a meerkat"!!!!

Love the blog!!! Right on...was so hoping to see you in episode one! I hope they let you write more blogs for the show. Yours and Marios were the best!!!

Simon, Bravo should create a "Pop-Up Video" recap show just for you. Funny blog.

i like the unity of your marraige. keep it up.

You and Alex are terrific and I hope this season there is less of the hate throuwn at you from the housewives.

Excellent recap. You write very well.

Love, love, LOVE your commentary and your play-by-play analysis of each episode! You have a dry sense of humor, which I like.

But why the change in hair color? It doesn't look right - go back to your original color!

I hope Simon and Mario will continue to blog this season! Their take on the show and the feuding ladies is absolutely right on. I think it is great. Keep it up.

simon, you and alex have grown on me. i find you absolutely endearing.

Simon, I really do like you. You are a one of a kind and a really nice man. Hang tight!

Like your belong because it's insightful satire and provides perspective. Keep it up. Those that are critical of your blog don't appreciate good writing. You and Alex are the smartest people on the show. You also don't backstab, like everyone else on the show. Good for you!

Simon..

I loved the recap of the whole show!!..very funny yet informative..loved the holy batman line!!..you and Alex are my favorite couple..you put your family first and you don't take any nonsense that the other housewives or house husbands say to seriously..realizing that this is after all..." A REALITY SHOW " !!

Simon, I love a guy who can put it all aside to have a good time. When I saw you dancing with Ramona last season I completely had a new respect for you. You let it go like water off a ducks back. I so get that you are into your family, lots of fun and as little drama as possible. GOOD FOR YOU! I like your blog - keep it coming! But between you and me, I am sooooo glad this show is full of Drama Queens!! I love it! Hopefully, you can sit back with the rest of us and enjoy it with a bowl of popcorn. I don't want to see you and Alex be easy targets. You two are too cute!

Simon please CONTINUE to recap the show in your blogs. That's what I love the most, and of course, your witty writing. Don't listen to these losers who ask you to cut down on your blog. PLEASE~~~!!!!

I love your full recaps - boo to the others who don't. They're funny and refreshing. Only problem with this episode? You weren't in it, Simon! Double boo!!!

Simon, your witty blogs are refreshing. I feel you have an objective vantage point and find you to be one of the few true honest characters on the show. I look forward to your POV this season.