SIMON, This is the first time I've read any of your blogs. You are so funny. I'll keep reading them. BTW: I like you and Alex. I know it doesn't mean anything because you don't know me, but I think you are genuine people. Sometimes you look strange to me. I'm from Texas nuf said...... I like you guys!

Now Simon don't go putting down all chihuahuas. They're not all like Ginger, I assure you. I have two chihuahuas, and although they might be yappy at times, they never have accidents in the house and they are extremely loyal and loving. I suspect that Ginger wasn't properly trained. Any dog can turn out badly behaved without proper training, not just chihuahuas.

Dude - you are too funny. I have to admit the Ginger visiting vet crap scene was a little nasty... and then they wash the guys shoe off in their kitchen sink. Take note don't eat at Jill's.

simon you are so right on!! and you're really funny...what a hoot!!! don't ever leave the show!!!! you and alex are stand up people!! down to earth and secure and strong!!! PLEASE DON'T EVER LEAVE THE SHOW!!!

Simon, I LOVE YOUR BLOGS....I love the relationship you have with your family and I love how the two of you bring class to the show.

It can't be true that Alex knew about the baby first. It was all over the blogs according to the show when Bethenney was 6-7 weeks pregnant - Paris Hilton. And she she told Alex on the phone she said she was two months pregnant. Alex must have known before that since everyone else knew. So why the lies?

There's no doubt in my mind that Bethenny's comment, about Alex being low maintenance & unconditional friend, was a compliment. I thought it was a very genuine comment on how much she likes Alex. Don't know what the difference was on Andy's show, but Alex's makeup was simply flawless! She looked GREAT, & so did you! I love both of you! Please don't change!

simon, WHERE IS YOUR BLOG FOR THIS WEEK!

You and Alex are the only ones worth watching this season!

Thanks for being REAL!

simon-RIGHT ON!!!!!!!! Finally someone has hit the nail on the head when sizing up Jill and LuAnn. These two woman could care less about others.......or excuse me......need to speak trash about others because they think so highly of themselves. Who could have predicted 2 years ago the "high school" jealousies and trash talk would be so previlant from these two ladies. It is so nice to see the friendship that has blossomed between Alex and Bethanny. Everyone needs friends in their life that will be geniunely happy for one another.

Very well said Simon. I think you and Alex are to cool for school.

Love your blog..because half the time I'm asking... "what just happened...uh?" You clear it up. Thanks.

Simon,
Thank you for proving that you and Alex know that meaning of true friend-ship!!!!

Simon, You should be so proud of your little tigress! She let the mean girl have right between the eyes!! How can Jill even walk the streets of NYC without staring squarely at the pavement? Go Alex! Give it to her again; she is most deserving of your wrath.

simon, please hurry up & blog...you have the best blogg, hands down!!! Where are you????

Simon, you're SO DROLL! I love it!
I watched you and Alex last night with Andy Cohen, and with Alex's new haircolor and style, you two looked like Samantha and Darren on Bewitched reruns! Cute.

Simon,
I am extremely perplexed as to why you choose to relay almost every single episode that has happened this season, and attempt to dig almost everyone except Bethenny? Just because someone is your friend, doesn't mean s/he doesn't have any faults, and you fail to recognize that in Bethenny. If you're going to call everyone out, then call everyone out. Stay out of the drama. The show is about Housewives, not Simon.
Perplexed.

simon, where are you this week?!i love your blog because you are insightful and write really well! you and alex are great and i love watching about you and your family. you are still a bit goofy and out there, but nice, which most people on the show are not (Luann and Jill i'm talking about you!)

i just love that comment but she look so fab!!! Alex did not Kelly........ alex she got the same memo as Kelly and forgot her skirt too. lol good one

I really enjoy watching you and Alex. You guys are my favorite couple!

I LOVE your blogs! I am worried about rumors that you both won;t be on next season. I really hope they are wrong as you and Alex are THE most entertaining and real people on the show! BRAVO!!! GIVE THEM THEIR OWN SHOW! It would be a blast!

Love the house! You two did an amazing job! The boy's bedrooms are kind of small and tight but the play room makes up for it! Give two thumbs up! Simon keep being a wonderful husband and father!

I am so glad that finally in this episode and the next thant Alex speaks her mind. What right does Jill think she has texting Bethenny about how to handle her personal life? i was a jill fan in the beginning but now...she just...well...You and Alex are great please do not let your popularity and success go to your heads. Stay truthful and you will go far. Hugs and kisses

Dear Simon,

Where is your new blog?

Your blog is always the first I read! It is always BY FAR the best!

C. in Nevada

im beginning to like ur family more and more. i bought 3 books for mothers day and since I work at a borders I've been promoting your book to every customer who asks =). glad you didn't do the overkill promoting your book with andy. seeing jill do that last week made me not like her even more and yesterday when a customer told me they were a huge fan of your show I happily suggested your book which they happily bought.

I love you because you used the word "assuage"... you and Alex (and the boys) need your own show! I'd watch. Then you and Alex, and Bethenny and Jason could be fabulous friends.

did you thinl "low maintenance and unconditional friend"

was putting down alex?i believe it was a compliment that she isn't into all the high drama

Bravo Simon!

Simon, you and Alex are the best! Thank you for be a class act. The other housewives need to take lessons from Alex on how to be a real lady!

Loved your running commentary on the events surrounding Bethenny's big announcement - I get why she told Alex first after Alex confided in Bethenny about how the two of you found each other last season and how it ended up being the best thing ever.
It was all about the relationship you have, not the size of the rock on Alex's finger. That's the last thing B wanted her engagment to be about - just a bunch of screaming over a ring - when finding the right man was much more important.
Didn't you just want to put your hand over Jill's mouth at the fashion show? You hardly had a chance to enjoy seeing your wife strut the runway with her constant snobby critique - of everything! Glad to see the back of her anytime this season. :)

Wow Simon, you were so on point. I love the way you described the Jill scenario at the party where she made it all about herself and even how you noted LuAnn's inappropriateness while Bethenny celebrated her engagement news. I think your blog is one of my faves and I'm so glad I read it. Keep up the good work.

Simon, Simon, Simon, After watching every season of your show I have really grown to appreciate you and Alex, and your sweet boys. Your relationship really stands out as a solid partnership compared to the other women who find importance in the things that matter the least, ie.. hurtful gossip, stirring of trouble, etc.. It has helped me see how unimportant that behavior is and now I really watch how I behave because I would never want to act that way. The most important aspect of my life are my husband, my adorable son, my solid family, and last but not least God. Thanks for providing such a contrast of what is really important!! Good Job!! P.S. I adore that you are "one" of the girls and love fashion.... but your true love is your family, how refreshing!!

Your blogs are always "spot on"....and I enjoy reading yours the most. Your wife and kids are beautiful and really admire the both of you.

Simon:

Your blog is fantastic! As another viewer pointed out, I can definitely hear your voice as I read it. You are always fun to watch and I'm glad to see that you've added some levity to this otherwise cringe-worthy season. Best of luck to you, your beautiful wife and family!

Simon you are dead on! You and Alex have true class!

I must say, you and your family have become the shining stars on this show!! Much love to you and yours!!

I bought 2 of your books just to make sure you sell more than Jill. haha

You make me laugh....in a good way!!

Simon, you remind me so much of my brother-in-law Nigel.

You Brit men both have a calming common sense attitude about you, with a delightful flamboyantness that only someone with a European flair can bring to the table. Don't listen to anyone thing you're an odd duck. You are embracing life to the fullest, and with Alex by your side provide your children with love, and security. I really love to see that you & Alex want to teach your children to appreciate art, and enjoy their creativity efforts.

Funnily Alex has a lot of the same attributes my sister has. So it must take a special women to keep you guys on your toes.

Keep your blogs going because I enjoy reading your point of view.

Love the post again this week. I feel like you say what I would like to say if I had a blog. The only thing I disagree with was the need for Bethenny's comment about Alex being a "low maintenance and unconditional friend." I found it to be a lovely comment on the kind of person Alex is. There are enough women on the show that like you only if you help them in some way. I think Bethenny was just saying that it's a relief to have a friend where you can be yourself and not worry about what the person wants in return. Bethenny is lucky to have Alex (and you) in her life.

P.S. Thank you for pointing out that LuAnn had to mention AGAIN about the countless comment. For heavens sake, when is she going to let it go. She really must have nothing going on in her life to be still hanging on that comment.

Does anyone else hear Simon's voice as they read Simon's blog posts. LOL gr8 stuff.

Hi Simon:

I love how you just tell it like it is. You and Alex really have a positive and neutral way regarding the other housewives. Jill's negativity, no pleasing her unless it is on her terms; all of the nit-picking is so not entertaining; and the way she hangs on to the other housewives for their personal successes and who they know is so tasteless. I wish that the show would give you and Alex more scenes than Jill. Now that would be entertaining!

Love how you write, and think you and your wife are authentic.....true to yourselves...can't say much for the rest of the ladies....

Love reading your blogs! You and Alex have been my favorites from day one on this show, and you seem to get better every season. It's nice to know there are men like you in this sorry world! :)

Hi Simon,
You make me laugh laugh laugh.
I enjoy reading your blog.
You make a sense.

Wow, you and Alex are the classiest most intelligent ppl on the show. Loved reading your blog, its authentic and absolutely the truth! Please keep up the good work! Love love Alex!

Spot on with the blogs Simon. You are the best!

Hi Simon!
Your comment about Ginger was hilarious. I enjoy watching you interact on the show and reading your blog.

Jill NEWS FLASH - Bethenny survived quite well without you micromanaging her every move. She even managed to find a great man, fall in love, get engaged and get pregnant too. All without Jill’s help. Just how did B manage???

I'm literally in tears. Thanks for your witty take on events

You and Alex were portrayed as odd. This season maybe they are editing you better? For sure you two are the most grounded, "normal" and relatable. Nice blogs, both of you!