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Teresa Giudice

Crazy Old Whore

Teresa talks Jill's mean girl routine, Ramona's alien walk, and the new bitch girl, Sonja.

April 16, 2010

 

Hi everybody!
Thanks again for all your great comments. I love, love, love them! It is super hard writing about people once you’ve met them and like them, but I’m doing the best I can to be objective.

I think Jill Zarin is super sweet, but what I see on TV is not the Jill I know. I don’t know if she acts different around people she doesn’t like, if she’s gotten a really
shitty edit this year, or what, but I’m feeling the same way you guys are when I watch the show. Jill is not having a nice season.

Kelly is also a really great person and a great mom, and I think if all of you met her, you’d really like her too. Even though she can be ditzy and maybe not serious enough, she is at least self-aware. Like at the Brooklyn Fashion Show. Just when I couldn’t stand her man shoulders one more second, she commented on how she never wears strapless dresses because they make her look like a linebacker. Then she said the yellow dress made her look like Big Bird. You have to give her points for at least being honest with herself. And I thought it was very nice that she wore what they gave her anyway, didn’t act like a diva, and was a good sport. You could see she just took the show as a fun night out with her daughters.

You know who I don’t know though? Sonja. I've never met her, and she’s newer than me, so she hasn’t said nasty things about me (yet) so I can’t possibly be biased against her, right? I’m just going to watch and judge. (Isn’t that Bravo’s tagline? Watch And Judge?) And here’s what I think: Crazy Old Whore.

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363 Comments

YOU R SO LOVED!
SO LOVED ...SO LOVED BY US YOUR FANS!
Teresa, you are so fabulous!
special kinda gal you are indeed, you have a bit of
everything going for you!
keep up the good work dear, and stay YOU!
stay strong, stay fabulous, stay YOU!

LOL! love it love it

I love watching your and your family!! Your girls are adorable. Gia makes me laugh and she has the best little personality. To me your family makes the show. I really enjoy watching you every week. Good luck with the knew baby!

Being an Italian Jersey girl myself, I can so relate to you Teresa. I love watching you because you tell it exactly like it is. As far as Sonja goes. I have a feeling you definitely called that one right........ You have a great family and I can't wait to read your book.

Love you Teresa, Love your family so glad your back. We missed you. Congrats on the BEAUTIFUL BABY.

Teresa,
You have said what I have thought about some of these other housewives. You are very funny and you and Joe have the cutest little girls! I agree that you should get your own show but I love the Jersey cast. Glad you had a safe delivery also! The baby is pretty.

I know this comment won't be posted just like all my other posts for some reason but here goes...Show me who your friends are and I can tell you what kind of person YOU are.

you are too funny. reading your blogs makes me remember why you're my favorite housewife. and the sonja part. spot on. i wonder if she and danielle are related.
can't wait to watch the new season monday and i so cannot wait for your book to come out :)

Theresa I just finished watching you getting your girls ready for school. I could watch them all day they are so adorable!!! I think a new reality show with your family only much more interesting .Then some of the new ones Bravo is purring on

Teresa, I do find you very entertaining and are one of my favorite NJ housewives to watch but I have a problem with the name of your book "Skinny Italian". It just sounds way too similar to Bethenney's books. Couldn't you think of something more original?

You are killing me, I am laughing so hard! I feel the same way about Sonja. Love it, keep the blogs coming!

This is the most hilarious and most honest blog I have ever read! Theresa, people can say what they want about you, but no one can say that you are not real :) You crack me up!

i think teresa is the best and i think your kiddies are adorable, can't wait to see your latest addition.

i love you teresa, i think your the best, love your kiddies too.

Theresa: You are by FAR my fave housewife of NJ, and after reading your blogs, one of my faves overall! COMMON SENSE!!!! Wow, what a concept, huh?

You already know this. Can't wait to buy and utilize your book, "Skinny Italian".

No nannies? Way to go- a PARENT who actually is a PARENT! Novel idea.

Love, love you, girl! Oh, and my new favorite expression for my hubbie is "happy wife- happy life!!!" That's one that they should all live and learn.

Keep up the fantastic commentaries- you are one together lady! Looking forward to your new season- must be honest- haven't watched much NYC this year.

Teresa, who could not love you? You tell it like it is, like most Italians. If no one likes it, tough! You speak your mind, you're always honest and right on, yet you're caring and sweet. What I like about you most is that you're not a prima donna. I can't wait for your new season to start. I've been in withdrawal the whole time. By the way, I LOVED LOVED LOVED the table flip. I've never seen anyone do it better!

Couldn't have said it better myself!
Love, Love, Love me some Teresa!

I can't wait to see you wail on Danielle in your Chinchilla!

Theresa, You make me laugh, you say what other people are thinking, and you are REAL. Love, Love the scene with your Father asking your friend if it was her time of the month, but he didnt use those words. My family came from Italy also, and it is refreshing to see someone who is proud to be a mom and lives life for her family and cherishes her kids- and is also hysterical. Dont change.
And you are right, Sonya was inappropriate, it was a bit creepy....

I love all the housewives except OC. Can't wait for the new DC housewives. Teresa, don't throw stones at glass houses lol. I've seen some stuff on these shows, but nothing crazier then your coniption fit last year in that restaurant.

hey, theresa--you tell it like it is about Sonya. She has quite the ego and will go zero to catty soon enough like the rest of them. Thanks for the update about her hubby Grandpa Warbucks. She acts like a cougar in perpetual heat.

teresa, i love your honesty!

Oh girl!

I LOVE YOU!! You crack me up! I can't wait until NJ starts in a few weeks!

First time I've read your blog and I'm for sure putting that on my to-do cause it made my day!

Blessings from Texas!

T - only you would have the balls to put Sonja in her place - love love love the nicknamek!!

Teresa, you are not exactly a spring chicken yourself. The anti-Sonja talk sounds jealous -- I mean she is really rich!!

Theresa: you are very honest and very funny ,too. I though the same thing when I first saw the new addition to the show.

Seriously... you should be one of the last people to call someone else 'ditzy'.... There's no reason for you to be so harsh regarding Sonja - don't let your feelings about Danielle transfer to others... not okay...

Oh Theresa, the best thing about reading that blog was that I could actually hear you saying it. You are spot on about all the NYC girls... and I think Bethany should hop over to Jersey now that she is married and with child, I'm sure you gals would throw her one hell of a baby shower!

I LOVE LOVE reading your blog...it's like you've got a tap on my brain and say everything that I'm thinking. It might seem hard to you to write, but you do a fantastic job! Watching the show just wouldn't be the same if I couldn't come and read the blogs and make sure I'm not the only one feeling the way I do watching the show. Glad to hear Jill is an adult in person...she just keeps embarrassing herself on tv...just when I think she can't get any worse....well, we all know.

Theresa,
I don't know where in Jersey you are from but I have no idea where, and the other ladies (and I use that term ladies loosely) except for Jacqueline and Dina they have the most class of all...But all the girls are NOT from N.J.and being from Jersey myself I have never met anyone with such little class, between your show and the Jersey Shore (which I have never seen, commercials are enough for me) You are giving all from N.J.a really bad name.....

Teresa,
Your blog assessment is one of the most accurate I have ever read! You totaly rock!!!

LMFAO,
Jim

i love new jersey house wives and your my favorite!i too am Italian so thats probably why l like the new jersey house wives franchise lol but loved your blog and cant wait for the new season!

The table flip was amazing!

Theresa, I love you!

You should seriously be a co-host for Andy Cohen's "Watch What Happens"! That would be fabulous!

I could not agree with you more about Sonja, like watching her initial segment describing herself made me uncomfortable. She's a little sketchy.

Personally being a Philly girl, I can appreciate your Jersey flair. Can't Wait for the new season!

Teresa you are so honest and so funny. How are the girls liking the new home? Have you seen Kimora Lee Simmons new house in LA? Her daughters beds are castles, you have to see these beds. Your home is awesome too, enjoy it in good health and I luv the show.

Teresa...your comment..."Crazy Old Whore"...that's hysterical yet so accurate!

I just wanted to congradulate you and your husband on your new baby girl. You have a very beautiful family and I look forward to watching you guys when you return to Bravo. You and Caroline are my favorite New Jersey Housewives.

i LOVE people like you...HONEST

Teresa, I love you and your family. I wish Bravo aired your show more than the New York girls. I watch every show and I really do not like this season of the New York girls!!!!! LuAnn makes me really sick, she always wants everyone to think that she is something good to talk about. Enough of LuAnn!!!!

Teresa you make me even more proud to be italian.You say it like it is.. and thats what I like about you ..you are real!Italians are the best :-) sorry haters...

Teresa..... Love, Love, Love YOU!!!! Can't wait till your show airs.... Jersey Housewives = my favorite!!! Never been to Jersey...but you girls are my kinda girls! (ya'll keep it REAL....could be bikers, lol)

I LOVE LOVE LOVE the fact that you talk like us!! People say that you are harsh but really, you are as real as most of the people that comment on these things. I adore the fact that you're not uppity or afraid to say these things. You're hilarious, keep it up!

I Love All Of The New Jersey cast maybe with the exception of Danielle and I love reading your blog and I can't wait for you and the girls to come back on in May you gals rock!

You are the best!! I cannot wait for the New Jersey girls to air. You all keep it real. And I read you have no housekeeper, nanny or help of any kind? That says tons about you.

Just tell me why you would call someone a whore you don't even know!!!Like you said watch and then judge,people that brag most likely do not do anything!!!lol

Love you! you're the best, a little harsh on poor Sonja. But sadly accurate. You know she is going to RIP you a new one...big kiss!

I am soooo disappointed in your comments. I really liked you the most of all the housewives because you were never backbiting, superficial, or small minded. I don't know now if was just a trick of editing because you came off as a kind, giving, and nonjudgemental woman. But your comments on Sonja were just downright mean and crude. Please take a moment and reflect on your comments and why you would talk like that.

Dear Teresa, I am couting the days to the May 3rd premire os Season 2. The Real Housewives of NJ are by far the best cast, (possibly with one exception). I am a 53 year old wife and mother of 2 and I love your show.

Teresa, a certain cast member does not recognize your intelligence and strength and that is why she attempts to put you down. She can only try to put you down, however her words and actions cannot take away from you your essence. You are an AMAZING individual! :)

You are so unaffected by your beauty and wealth, you are someone who lives life through your heart! You are so loving and you have such a zest for life, you deserve all the Blessings you have in your life!

Love the show
Blessings Teresa Foster (Not many of us spell it without the H)

Tell it like it is Teresa! Love it

Truly you are from Jersey...LOL

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