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Teresa Giudice

Crazy Old Whore

Teresa talks Jill's mean girl routine, Ramona's alien walk, and the new bitch girl, Sonja.

Apr 16, 2010

 

Hi everybody!
Thanks again for all your great comments. I love, love, love them! It is super hard writing about people once you’ve met them and like them, but I’m doing the best I can to be objective.

I think Jill Zarin is super sweet, but what I see on TV is not the Jill I know. I don’t know if she acts different around people she doesn’t like, if she’s gotten a really
shitty edit this year, or what, but I’m feeling the same way you guys are when I watch the show. Jill is not having a nice season.

Kelly is also a really great person and a great mom, and I think if all of you met her, you’d really like her too. Even though she can be ditzy and maybe not serious enough, she is at least self-aware. Like at the Brooklyn Fashion Show. Just when I couldn’t stand her man shoulders one more second, she commented on how she never wears strapless dresses because they make her look like a linebacker. Then she said the yellow dress made her look like Big Bird. You have to give her points for at least being honest with herself. And I thought it was very nice that she wore what they gave her anyway, didn’t act like a diva, and was a good sport. You could see she just took the show as a fun night out with her daughters.

You know who I don’t know though? Sonja. I've never met her, and she’s newer than me, so she hasn’t said nasty things about me (yet) so I can’t possibly be biased against her, right? I’m just going to watch and judge. (Isn’t that Bravo’s tagline? Watch And Judge?) And here’s what I think: Crazy Old Whore.

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I couldn't agree with you more about the Bethenny scene when she finds out she is pregnant. First of all, I know they are on the show for publicity and it means sharing everything, but isn't that a true private moment? And did we need to see her on the toilet?!? Come on, we would have gotten the point if she shut the door and we later saw her looking at the stick. Didn't need to see that. And she calls Jason? Isn't that something you tell someone in person? And Jason and her one friend were all the people she had to call? That says something.

Teresa ...

THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME WHY I LOVE ITALIAN WOMEN!!! You are like my aunt from another country ( I'm from Belize) I sat and watching this episode with my mom and aunt and they pretty much said EXACTLY what you did! Love love love reading your blog!! Hope you and the girls are doing well!!!!

~Shakera

HAhAHAHAHAHA! You are HILARIOUS. The cougar's mother comment has now made you the Bethenny of your season. How funny is your blog...I didn't like the first couple of blogs where you were TRASHING Bethenny but now that you've come around, you are hilarious. Love, love, love it! Watching the show with you would be a riot!

funniest.blog.post.ever. crazy old whore? that's what I'd say to my girlfriends, and God bless you for 'telling truth to power' but damn, will war follow?

THAT'S THE FUNNIEST AND BEST BLOG THAT I EVER, EVER READ! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING. WHAT UNIVERSE DOES THIS CHICK LIVE IN. WAY, WAY, WAY, TOO FUNNY!!

Ouch! Don't become the mean girl Theresa. It's not like you were so classy on your season.

Hahahaha!!! Oh, Teresa, I love, love, love you! Your observations about Sonja could not be more spot-on and were exactly what I was thinking. Can't wait for May 3!

Teresa......you crack me up!! Love your honesty

Teresa, You are the best !!!! I love this blog can't wait for the new season of New Jersey

I have to say, I haven't agreed with a lot that you have been blogging as of late; but this blog really signifies why I fell in love with you on RHONJ! Please keep up the high-larious comments!!

That was the BEST blog EVER.....the entire part about Sonja I was DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!

I love...love...LOVE you! You keep it real girl! Go get 'em....gggrrrr....

OMG...LOL!!! You are now my FAVORITE blogger and Housewife...too spot-on and funny! Love ya.

Ouch...normally you're so entertaining, but what's with all the judgment? Are you sure you've never meet Sonja?

Sooo... you call someone who you have NEVER met, a whore? That is really harsh and I don't know why you would stoop so low. You don't know anything about her life (other than what you googled) and have no right to bust in there and start calling her a whore. How completely strange (and awful) that you did that! You should consider keeping the Golden Rule in mind. Or, perhaps-- those who live in glass houses should not cast stones.

Teresa, I just love you! You call 'em like you see 'em and everything you were saying was exactly what I was thinking while I watched the show!! Especially the whole thing about Sonja! I really hope she doesn't become a regular NY Housewife - I don't think I could stand all her bragging.. Mostly because either she's fake and lying about it all to feel better about herself, or worse! It's true!!

You are so freaking funny! I laugh out loud reading you. But you are also very honest and say what most of are thinking. Please keep blogging and keeping my abs tight from the laughter. You are my favorite housewife ever!!

Teresa you are awesome!! I look forward to your post first, they are by far the most honest and real of them all!!

Teresa!!!

Girllll, you just go IN!!!! LOLOLOL I LOVE IT!!! LOL

Being from Jersey, I totally get you. I totally get you, and I love it. Some may be scared of it, but you are always so frank and honest and to the point and fearless. Everything you said was on point. And I LOVE Bethenny, but I didn't want to see her on the toilet. I really didn't. That was a bit much. And you're right. I had that "ick" look on my face with her "best friend's" response. I guess she's the replacement for Jill? What a Debi-Downer. I felt bad for B. I would have ran over- messed with all them NY cabs breaking all kinds of traffic just so I could get in there and jump up and down with her. The chick on the phone was just too cavalier. Whateva.

I didn't know you were blogging for the NYC ladies. I'll have to catch up with some of your other ones when I get some more time. But this was great! Thanks for tickling my funny bone all the way!

Ladie

Love you Teresa! Can't wait for RHofNJ! PS. I was wondering if I was the only one shocked not only by the terrible acting, but also the obvious staging for B's pee test. Rediculous!!!

Teresa, Your blog cracked me up love love the comments about the newest additon I couldn't have agreed more! All I can say for the new edition is BASTA!!!

Love from one Italian girl to another!

Excellent Post! You are spot on about everything!! I laughed out loud when you called Sonja a cougar's mom and how she married an old man...still laughing!

I may be a gay man, but I am in love with you Teresa! You have such a warm heart and aren't afraid to lay it on the table and tell it like it is - without being offensive. BIG CHEERS TO YOU!

teresa u sound smarter in your blogs than you did on the show....good for u dear.

Teresa! I love your saucy little self!! I love that you have coined Crazy Old Whore for Sonja. We can just refer to her as COW.

Holy Mutha of WTF!!! Theresa!!!!!! OMG that was cruel. You don't even know the woman! I don't have a problem with women who own their sexuality. Maybe her kids are just fine and don't have a problem with a mother who enjoys her sexuality. I think there is more to a woman's character and worth than what she chooses to do, or not do with her vagina.

Teresa, you are FUNNY!! I can't wait to wait your new season!

LOVED this blog....You're right on about everything.

Teresa - you are hilarious! I said the exact same thing when I saw Bethenny take that pregnancy test - did we have to see all that? Why didn't she shut the door? I am very happy for her though. I'm withholding judgment on Sonja for a little while longer...

Teresa, You are the best! I enjoy your blogs.. Can't wait until May 3rd!! I saw the preview and it makes me want to take a vacation back to Italy. Ramona was such a trip at the fashion show.. Marion does look very sexy!

Once again, you tell it like it is. Don't ever change!

Teresa- I cry. You are sooo funny. I second everything you said. Except you forgot to add how disgusting it was of Jill to say Alex has the body but not the face to model. Jill makes my skin crawl.

Viva Italian Moms! Elyse

OMG! LOL! You're the best Teresa...tell us how you really feel about Sonja!

Sorry, but having sex when you're not married does NOT make you a whore. I didn't like Sonja so much either, but what you're saying is ridiculous and misogynistic.

It amazes me that you have an opinion about someone you don't know. Give her a chance and don't judge. Don't become one of the "mean" girls.

Teresa, don't you think your comments about Sonja were a little extreme? Would you say the same thing about a man who behaved that way? Perhaps she may have different morals than you, but that does not make her a bad person.

LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!!!!! I already know what I'm getting for Mother's Day...YOUR COOK BOOK!!!! I'm so excited! Rachael Ray Who?!?!?!?!

you are so funny! just like me - you don't say too much and listen to others, but watch out when you do!!! so fun and honest.

I enjoy your blogs. They are honest and pretty funny. I didn't care for you on your first season, but after reading your blogs, I will give you a second chance.

WOW!! All I can say is MEOW!!!

I usually like your blogs...why put down the fashion show....I thought it looked great and worthy of Kudos. Not everything has to be picture perfect to be wonderful.

You're right, it takes one to know the other.

Teresa, your blog made me chortle! Calling Sonja a whore, though - really? Is every unwed sexually active woman a whore? Or is it the age difference between her and her ex-husband that earns her that moniker? I wouldn't use that word so lightly - otherwise what are you going to call an actual whore?

Oh right. *teehee*

I love love love you!! Please come back to my TV and kick these NYC girls to the curb!

Amber

you are soooo right! right on girl!!!! please keep doing this you are so awesome! REAL!~

Teresa, I enjoyed your blog. OMG your comments were so funny. You truly entertain me. Jill is the mean girl this season.

As far as who Bethenny called when she found out she was pregnant, not everyone wants to get on the phone and call everyone they know. That scene with Bethenny's bony butt was the most refreshing scene of the show. Everything else was just stressful. And I called my husband to tell him, some things you just can't wait to say in person.