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Teresa Giudice

I'm Done, You're Done, We're All Done

Teresa talks about Alex's outburst, and wonders if Jill and B had a secret makeup (and makeout) sesh.

April 30, 2010

 

Oh my gosh, what a crazy episode! If you liked it, circle "yes." Or tell Jacqueline to tell me and I’ll send you a text if I agree or maybe Caroline will Twitter you, but if it's not in our Google alert, and I block you, then call Perez Hilton ... WTH? Seriously, there is way too much indirect communication in New York!

The big question of the episode was: Did Bethenny really send Alex to deliver "the message"? I watched it a couple times, and I don’t think so. I think Bethenny just meant it casually, but Alex took it and ran with it. And made it bigger than it was, like the childhood game of telephone...

I’m seriously confused about what possessed Alex. She’s usually so cool and she’s way too smart to just be Bethenny’s messenger girl. Obviously something else was going on with Alex. Something has been simmering. Believe me, I know about things building up all season until you finally blow ... but it was just so surprising from Alex. Maybe she has a little Italian in her, no? I guess we’ll see more next week when Alex finally talks for Alex.

Bethenny did say she was "done" with Jill, but really Jill had already said that to Bethenny. Clearly in New York, "I’m done" doesn’t really mean "I’m done" (in Jersey, it means you’re done!) I almost wish they were done and we could stop seeing all the behind-the-back, through other people fighting, but from upcoming previews, they are sitting down with each other again.

 

Comments

221 Comments

You know, you really blog well. I am not really a Jersey fan, because I can't really relate. I bloomed really late. However when I read your blogs, I really like your style, and the way you present yourself. I guess next season, I will watch it more. Great Job, and I love italian food, so I will absolutely pick up the book. Thanks

OMG Teresa..I absolutely loooove loooove loooove your blogs!! i love how you tell things how it is..you don't beat around the bush..you are the definition of a real housewife..you have 4 beautiful girls, no Nannie or housekeeper..and you somehow still look absolutely gorgeous at the end of the day. Keep it up =)

Teresa,

Although sometimes the press gets it wrong, I thought that you had a baby boy? How surprised I was to see that beatiful little girl in your arms (the pictures on this website).

FOUR GIRLS! Wow, ALL OF THOSE FUTURE WEDDING! lol!

You are my favorite NJ Housewife (Along with Jacqueline). Be good and Keep it real!

Liz

When you break it down, it stays broken T. Your wrap up of this episode was spot-on as usual.

BTW, Andy just made another fast buck! I can already see baby-tees and coffee mugs with the inscription "There's no coffee in her cup" hitting the shelves now. You gotta copyright some of this stuff yourself T! You're a gold mine.

you are strange!!!why do you feel it neccesary to continually remind the viewers that you and your hubby have sex frequently. have you no shame?? yuck!!!

Theresa, I absolutely love the housewives of New Jersey, you are all so real. I know, I'm 100% Italian, and my husband is hinze 57, but, that's not his fault. I've loved him for 50 years. Growing up, every Sunday was dinner at my Nana's, and all the relatives showed up, what a blast.. Really miss those days. Your show brings all the great memories back and you all make me laugh. Love you all, your great. I'm finished watching all the other housewives, and wish they would take them off the air and just have the housewives of New Jersey on... would love to meet all of you, it would be a pleasure.. Congratulations!!!

Teresa is a foul-mouthed tantrum thrower. Very negative and meddling. Her table-turning-over scene last season was disgraceful. Teresa is a bully like Caroline. BUt it looks like they picked on the wrong person in Danielle. Danielle really gives them a run for their money.

TERESA YOU ARE AWESOME!!!! You are the coolest mom ever that tells it like it is and have the most beautiful family!! Come to Boston for a book signing - would love to meet you in person!!! much love xoxo

Teresa - wish you were my real life home girl!! We would have a blast. I have to tell you that I just heard about your cookbook about 2 weeks ago. I was online and was going to try to find you and beg, beg, beg for your canning recipe. Found out about the cookbook and ordered it right away. I am about halfway in and just found the sauce recipe last night. thank you thank you thank you. I am a big gardener and just took up canning last year - in my grandmas kitchen just like she used to do! Wish she were here with me. When I saw your family canning together I couldn't believe it! I am not Italian but I am so family and heritage crazy. Super sentimental. I did my own sauce and tomatoes last year for the first time. Absolutely nothing like it. Can't wait to try your recipe. Just want to tell you that you seem like such a great person and it seems that you have an incredibly blessed and fortunate life. Savor every moment. My best to you and your entire family. Love them all!! Hoibs??!! That is one of the funniest things ever!!!!!!!!!!!

Teresa!!!I love yoU!!!You make me wish i was italian!!!!

Love you Teresa! You are so absolutely adorable. Unlike Danielle who is a loon!

Teresa
luv ya luv ya luv ya !!! You ladies are representing Jersey well. (with the exception of Danielle,(EEEWE) ). From south Jersey and I was worried you would be to NY. Your blog is the best and well said. Why dont these girls call it for what it is. Hiding in pantries, I wish I would!! You and Carolyn really have to get on Jack about Danielle. That situation seems dangerous.

PS. you should of done more than flip the table. Looking forward 2 the upcomin season

Girl, you are hilarious! I love everything about you. I think you are beautiful and so are the girls! Can we see some more table flipping this season? I loved that last season! That was so out of character for you. It was great! You are so calm and gentle and ladylike. But Honey I hate when someone talks down to me and I would have flipped that damn, too! You hang in there and keep being the beautiful person you are. You definitely have class!

You really shouldn't be talking about Alex being possessed. No one can match your craziness and table flipping. Seriously! You are calling Alex possessed?! Do you own mirors?

I love you. I hope you write this yourself because the editors make you come across as such a ditz, but you come across as very quick and funny in this blog.

You're so funny.

LOVE LOVE LOVE your blog and how you take on the NY Housewives. I am looking forward to what you thought about Ramona's Posidian Adventure. You are right on and make me laugh so hard. You have at least met all the wives involved and can give an honest assesment. Thanks for not jumping on the "I hate Jill" bandwagon and at least encouraging some reconciliation even if J & B will never be best friends they need to talk things out and close the chapter. My husband is from NJ and he is a speak it, move on, or I'm done for real, kind of guy. Thank you NJ wives for the no crap and to the point attitude.

One comment "Money cant buy you class" , read into it if you can but,its probaly over your head, just dont throw a table at me I am a lady, but, I guess they dont teach that In Nj finishing school,
Sorry, fighting and acting like a fool isnt soemthing a lady should be seen doing ,,,
"the best way to learn to be a lady is see how other ladies are doing it...

very insightful synopsis teresa ..
however i doubt very highly that alex has one iota of italian in her ...
in my opinion alex is an exploiter & one of those people who like to play p[eople against each other & exploit all negativity for her own gain ..
she & bethanny are my least fave housewives followed by kelly & ramona ..than jill & the least offensive are lou ann & sonja ...

Teresa you all on New Jersey are my favorite. You're little girls are so funny and adorable. Carolyn, you and Dina are my absolute favorite of all the housewife's. The only other House wife's I like are Eric Snows wife from Atlanta and Vicki from Orange County.

just wanted to say I love your cookbook. IT's a great read and can't wait to try the recipes.
Thanks

You're hilarious & I love, love, love you! Your blogs are the best :)

I'm a born & raised Jersey Girl from Bergen County myself & am so excited you guys are back for another season!

Love you Teresa! Reppin the REAL Jersey!

Teresa

My sister has been watching you ladies and I'm so glad I finally did. Just in time for the table flipping too. Personally, I would not do that. Which makes it sooooo therapeutic for me that you did. Because while I would try to refrain from table flipping, Danielle definitely deserved to have a table flipped. How do you manage to be so charming while flipping a table AND cursing. It was the funniest thing.

On the other hand. I am a little concerned for you all since Danielle is fixated on your group of ladies. She needs help and it's not good for her mental and emotional health to keep her on the show. As she said, she believes that the attention is love but it isn't. It's a bit more like gladiators in the coliseum. Entertaining the masses that could turn on you.

You are the most entertaining housewife of all the shows! Love you!!!!! Please do not ever change and I only wish Bravo would give you your own show! More Malania please she is the cutest little girl I have ever seen. All your girl are beautiful like their mom
I hope we see a lot more of your family on the air.
God bless.

You are my favorite Housewife out of ALL Real Housewives! Hahahahaha you know how to keep it real and your girls are soo flippin' adorable!!!

Teresa -
Couldn't you come up with a more original title to your book? You just stole "skinny" from Bethenny.

T -- YOU AND JOE ROCK !!! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU GUYS !!!!

Teresa, you are a riot and I think you need to give the NY girls a lesson on how to relax and not be so uptight all the time.

By the way, your daughter are the cutest ever!!

Yo Theresa. Next time, you could hook Alex up and send her a table to flip! Just kidding. I soooo got you in that episode cause thats me. Simmer Simmer Simmer BLOW! I crack up because you looked so beautiful and POW out comes super woman.

PS I am a Jersey girl 1 week a year. Seriously spend a week in August down the shore in Cape May and I wouldn't miss it for the world. My first overnight with my hubby was 20 years a go at Avondale By The Sea on Beach Avenue.

Teresa, please tell NeNe to call Jill so she is not the last one to know that Bethenny is in labor and at the hopital!!! gotta ♥ it

Funniest housewife ever! Love your opinions, love watching the show and your daughters are adorable.

You are too friggin cute and so are your girls! Fabulous! I really admire how real and upfront you are. You don't play games!

I'm so Happy for you and joe on the baby. You are so lucky. You have beautiful babies. I Loved watching you and your Family making red sauce. Teaching your girls the tradtion. that's important. I think you are so pretty. I wish you and your family the best. Pamela Dorman Grandview ,Mo

All I want to know, is will you be turning any tables over this season??? I sure hope so! You are the cutest, craziest housewife I've ever seen and I absolutely love it!! I think I'll buy a t-shirt that says "TEAM TERESA"!! Can't wait to see the next episode.

Hi Teresa,

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE YOU!

Jen Gilbert is calling herself the "Newest Real Housewife of New York City." Unfortunatlely, she seems more like a DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE.

Jen is acting so desperate... constantly BEGGING AND PLEADING with Real Housewives viewers to write in and say they love her and want to see more of her. WTH? Absolutely Hilarious!

Please Tell Us Your Take On This!!!

I appreciate your commentary, but I understand why Jason felt bringing in his parents from Pennsylvania might be might be inconvenient.

This is a big state and even though it's adjacent to the state of New York, it's not in anyway adjacent to Manhattan. Even if you live in the NE (Scranton/Wilkes Barre), it's several hours to cross the part of New York state between the border and Manhattan.

And..if it's near Pittsburgh, it's about 7-8 hours just to cross the state (think Ohio to Manhattan).

You are so fun to watch!

Teresa,

I love love you! You are seriously the funniest person. Your take on the NY housewives is just 'fabulous' and you are my absolute favorite housewife! Your girls are gorgeous, just like you. Congrats on your new bundle. I can't wait to watch your season unfold!

Teresa~ You are hysterical and right on with your comments!!

I absolutely love you Teresa!!! Your blog is hysterical and right on! I just bought your book last night and am inspired to start family tradiions with my girls. LOVE YOU!

WOW! Get ouf ot my head!!! You said everything I was thinking about this episode of NYC Housewives. I think I'm more interested in your Skinny book then Bethenny's :)

Teresa,

Please dont take this the wrong way but I had no idea how smart you were until I read your blogs. Why do they portray you like an airhead on the show? Bethany and Jason do seem a little overdramatized. It wasnt that serious when it leaked and Jason should know better than getting invloved with Bethany. Boring...

All of that aside you are hilarious. I love your take on all of the situations with the NY ladies. I can't wait to see your new season.

Wow, that was actually a funny blog! I liked it. Now if only you could be so "on" with your own show.

Only saw NJ show in reruns a couple of weeks ago. My husband and I have been dying laughing calling each other "prostitution whore" ever since. Looking forward to the show; you're so funny in a "laugh with you and get mad with you" way.

Teresa, why don't you simply buy San Marzano tomatoes in a can. Home bottled tomatoes can produce bacteria, since they are not vacuum sealed.

T, from one "jerzey girl" to another, i just love you!

Teresa,
You're blog was hysterical and very on point. I watched the premiere of your show tonight and I thought the family tradition of making the sauce was great. Also, The comment you made about if you were to have a gay son was awesome! I look forward to watching this season!

OMG I love you!!!! NJ is by far one of my favorite housewives show! You guys are so crazy (in a good way) but its all normal to you. It really doesn't seem like you guys "put on" for the cameras. I love you ladies! I'm just sooo mad it took bravo so long to get NJ housewives

Theresa, I agree that it's time for the Jill and Bethenny thing to be done! Perhaps, as viewers of the show, we can officially declare "it's over," because I'm really tired of the ridiculous drama.

Hope the book sells millions!

Ellen

Hey Teresa i don't like you and now i realized that i won't be watchig housewife of new jeresy. I don't like you now jacquline nor dina so i hope your season finish really fast.so i can see housewife of atlanta

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