Cast Blog: #RHONY

The Whole Package

Ramona on Her Divorce From Mario

Carole on Elitists and Bitches

Heather Says That's a Wrap

Sonja: Don't Take Yourself Too Seriously

The Countess: Sonja and I Are on the Outs

Aviva Says Bye for Now

Kristen on Surviving Her First Season

LuAnn: For Ramona Ignorance Is Bliss

Who Cares How Carole Wrote Her Book?

Carole on Stupid Things You've Heard on Bravo

Aviva's "Foul Ignorance"

Kristen: Ramona's Out of Touch with Reality

Sonja Is Very Private

Ramona on the Grueling Reunion

LuAnn: Sonja Is Off the Rails

Heather: Et tu Ramona Singer?

Aviva on Kristen's "Gatemouth" Look

Kristen: Sonja Could Be Successful

Sonja's Glad Aviva Threw Her Leg

Carole: Waiter, We're Done

Ramona: Aviva's Leg Scared All of Us

Heather Focuses on What Matters

LuAnn: Sonja Only Has Herself to Blame

What Else Does Aviva Have in That Bag?

Aviva: Leggy Blonde

God Gave me a Great Ass and His Approval

Sonja on Her Harry Situation with LuAnn

Ramona: Where Did the Time Go With Avery?

Heather Tips to Plan a Party for Carole

Aviva Rises Above the Nonsense

Love Kristen Tender

Sonja and Harry Aren't Good for Each Other

Ramona: Mario's Voice Is So Sexy

Aviva Defends Her Asthma

Heather's Sasha Fierce Moment

Nothing Is Too Romantic for Sonja

LuAnn: I Sing When I Feel Like Singing

Kristen: This Show Has Helped My Marriage

Carole: Oh Beautiful for Spacious Skies. . .

Ramona: Just Don't Ask Me to Go Every Year

The Whole Package

Bethenny responds to LuAnn's "advice," and describes the perfect date!

Thank you so much for buying Naturally Thin! Because of you the book tour is a success and we've been in the top 25. What a rush!

My reaction to LuAnn's advice was that she had no clue what she was talking about and that she must have mistaken me for a geisha.

People like to hear themselves talk and truthfully most people, including me, ultimately do what they want. My whole life has been about gut instinct. I've never really had any issues with dating or meeting men. It has nothing to do with looks or games. I have the right personality for dating. I really don't care all that much. Whatever is meant to be is meant to be.

My reaction to LuAnn's advice was that she had no clue what she was talking about and that she must have mistaken me for a geisha. No one is crying for me in the dating department, and hell will freeze over before I act like anything other than myself. I didn't come this far to start dumbing it down or acting distressed or weak or vulnerable or anything. The men I go out with like this package as is.

My date with Todd was lovely and chivalrous and thoughtful and nice. We were both in good spirits so the cameras were totally fine. It wasn't like we were in a bedroom with cameras. I've given men ultimatums on TV and gone through breakups in front of the audience. Having a mini slider and a skinnygirl margarita with a man isn't gonna shake me up.

The best dates end with a kiss and a call the next day. No texting.

The perfect date is one that took some creativity and thought. Most men think they need to take me to some major fancy restaurant because I'm a chef. I like the new, quaint, interesting places that have only a few tables. I don't like when someone says "what do you want to do." Have a plan. I like a man who likes to order together and share, who likes dessert and who likes to listen as well as talk. So many men like to impress me by talking about material things or how interesting their pasts were blah blah blah. I like to laugh. A man must open the door, pull out the chair and yes, they must pay.

The best dates end with a kiss and a call the next day. No texting.

I thought Alex's story of how she met Simon was very honest. Sharing it with me was Alex's way of showing some strength and an extension of her "I don't care what people think" attitude. It was a lot of information and I loved that scene. Her dating advice compared to LuAnn's is amusing. You can't write this stuff.

The show is slowly building and gets better each week. Stay tuned.

I loved this episode. The whole show really makes me giggle. I thought LuAnn's animal cruelty jokes were particularly funny. The show is slowly building and gets better each week. Stay tuned.