You guys are probably wondering why I got my vagina tightened? I had originally discussed the technology and procedure with Dr. Niccole at CosmetiCare, thinking it might help my mother. Mom wasn’t interested, but I was. Most women I know have a problem with “leaking”, which can happen as we age or after having a baby. The walls of the vagina contain collagen fibers, which often lose tissue tone and elasticity. It can be embarrassing and stressful in social settings to leak urine when sneezing, coughing, jumping, and standing up, etc. Some women also have issues with pigmentation or experience pain during intercourse. The state of the art laser Dr. Nicolle uses addresses all these issues and restores the goodness.
Once I made the decision to give the CO2RE® Intima laser a try, my dear friend, Nicole Ferguson, at CosmetiCare, was happy to administer the procedure. This was the first of three sessions needed for optimal results. As you saw, I asked Vicki to come along for moral support. We had both been joking about it for days right up to and including my visit to the medspa. Nicole was the consummate professional throughout. She somehow managed to stay focused while Vicki and I were making sophomoric jokes and cracking each other up. A lot of people have asked me if it was effective. Absolutely. I am thrilled with the results. Well worth a little discomfort and a few days without sex.
I want take this chance to thank Lydia for inviting Jolie and me to Stirling’s 8th birthday party. Jolie had a great time and I enjoyed meeting Lydia’s mom, Judy. I love Judy’s positive aura and eccentricities. It was a fun day for the kids.
When Michael and I were discussing what went down at the Quiet Woman the night before, I realized how often Shannon tries to get me drunk at a dinner or a party. It happens so often we lost count. Since I am watching the show with you for the first time, it is interesting to me how nasty Tamra is behind my back when talking to Shannon. Remember, at the Quiet Woman, “[Kelly] is nothing”; “Kelly can suck harry balls”; then her house the next day, paraphrasing, “I saw the Devil walk in”. Seems to me Tamra is (1) projecting and (2) stoking the flames of hatred in Shannon, provoking her to lash out at people. Bingo, a new puppet-master is exposed.
Addressing comments made by Meghan, I was shocked to see her play the victim (as a seven month pregnant woman) when she provoked me originally last summer with a rude, nasty text claiming she heard I had a boyfriend. Which is total bulls***! Meghan and I had not communicated for weeks before I received her text. No, “Hi, how are you?” No pleasantries. Her text came at me from out-of-the-blue, was completely out-of-bounds, a vicious rumor from some random Twitter troll. Sorry, Meghan, but if you want to start or promote bulls*** rumors, you have no pregnancy defense or exemption to hide behind. Don’t deflect your nastiness on me. What surprised me more was that after this flared up between us, we both agreed to squash the matter last summer. What happened?
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