The First 'Wives Club

Ep 15: Vicki makes a strong showing at Lizzie's party -- while Heather falls into a very dirty Google Image search.

on Jul 28

Hola my RHOC friends.

It's Valentine's Day in California and that means that Heather Dubrow is Googling sex acts. . .

Yes, she does, and we're going to let her!

After we see Tamra confiding in Vicki about her son's big plans to get married and move to another state (something that Vicki has handled before) and Lizzie planning her birthday, we see Heather Dubrow making plans for a couples' Valentine's Day dinner for the ages. This isn't just some prix fixe dinner with lots of candles -- there will be an epic and saucy game of Truth or Dare that will include questions related to (but not limited to) handcuffs, Dirty Sanchezes, golden showers, and Dutch Ovens. She's all about it, until she actually realizes what a Dirty Sanchez is.

This is Heather's face when she finds out what a Dirty Sanchez is.

OK, so maybe that card won't make it to the Truth or Dare tree!

But before the Valentine's Day party, we have another holiday to celebrate -- the 34th birthday of one Lizzie Rovsek. First we dance. . .

But not for long as none of the ladies actually show up for Lizzie's party bus shindig.

Lizzie was disappointed to find the only lady who made it was Vicki Gunvalson, and so in Vicki Gunvalson form, this was how she reacted.

At least Lizzie and Vicki could bond over tequila shots -- and warnings about Tamra. Lizzie is shocked Tamra's friend could have so much negative to say about her. . .Hopefully that's not a sign of Vicki and Tamra's relationship being on the rocks.