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Please Don't Have Sex in the Bathroom

Lisa would prefer if Jax and Laura-Leigh found somewhere else to indulge their urges.

Read Lisa's expanded blog after the jump.

Vanderpump is back. . .

A week where I had really reached my limit. Hearing that Jax and Laura-Leigh were caught in the act was something that would send me over the edge. I can't legally fire somebody for hearsay. It was an incident I couldn't prove, so I had to confront them, warn them, and then let it go. Would it be the first time somebody had been up to no good in a restroom? I am sure not and it wouldn't be the last! I was more perturbed about the relationship that was rapidly developing between the two. . .

Firing Frank was something I had no choice in. He was confrontational to a customer and, unfortunately, I was left with no alternative. No regrets, simple as that. When I viewed his arrogance and his attitude, I felt justified that I had made the right decision.

These kids have emotionally complicated lives. I don't involve myself in that but if it spills over onto the restaurant floor I sort it. I was adamant that Laura-Leigh was being used as a pawn in the game between Stassi and Jax. I knew her to be rather fragile and you will see the realization as Jax comes to terms that he bit off more than he could chew.

SUR is largely run without any histrionics on the floor. It has been for years. It is their backstory that we are watching, and, even for me, it is a fast and crazy ride that I don't attempt to keep up with. . .

It was rather enlightening should I say, witnessing the meeting between Frank and Stassi's parents. The fact that they openly admitted sharing a bottle of vodka earlier was all the information I needed to understand how obscure this family was.

Stassi has taken a lot of heat this season for her ridiculous behavior, her comments, and so forth, and it has been hard to justify and to defend. But as you will see as this story unfolds, the choices that are made between the friends and staff members are often clouded in a cloak of deception. I love witnessing their antics even though I know so many are making the wrong choices. When we are young, footloose, and fancy-free, sometimes the only way is to learn by our mistakes!

I am liking the developing relationship between Scheana and Stassi it is good to observe as they had such a bumpy start. Scheana most definitely will be a much needed influence!

Anyway 'till next week. Loved the sketch on SNL. . .such a compliment!

Love always Lisa.

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Lisa: What Really Pissed Me Off

Lisa just wanted to shake Katie Maloney -- and wasn't too pleased with Tom and Kristen either.

How does Lisa Vanderpump really feel about what goes in (and outside) of her restaurant SUR? Each week Lisa is telling you how she really feels about the SURvers antics in her video blog. How does she feel about their infighting, hookups, drama, and backstabbing? Watch below to see -- or scroll down to read a full transcription of her thoughts.

Hi I'm Lisa Vanderpumpand welcome to my video blog.

I really feel for Katie in this week's episode. I just wanted to shake Katie. I just could not believe that she could openly admit to me, a woman that's been married 32 years, that Schwartzy would actually favor Jax over her. That, to me, is mind boggling. All I know from personal experience is that in any relationship that I've ever been in, it's very important for the women to be number one -- not number two.

Even though I'm not a huge advocate of therapy, maybe this is the where she needs to have a conversation. and He's not going to actually converse with her unless he's backed into a wall. That is perfect Tom Schwartz, deflecting and not dealing with the issue at hand. There you go.

I absolutely love this scene [with Jen and Jeremey's baby]. I noticed that Jen and Jeremey didn't leave Stassi alone to babysit Kingston. Maybe that was a smart move?

Tom and Kristen are like Tom and Jerry. One's got a frying pan, one's got a spatula. The chase never ends.

When I see this, it really pisses me off. Employees should never act like this at work. One of the things that really infuriates me is seeing the bad behavior when I'm not around. At least they had the good sense to do this while the restaurant wasn't open.

I'm Lisa Vanderpump. Thank you, and this has been my video blog.

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