Cast Blog: #PUMPRULES

Tom: I'm Kristen's Punching Bag

Scheana: I Don't Trust Kristen Anymore

Katie: This Is Just Plain Creepy

Lisa: It Looks a Little Guilty

Kristen: I Made It My Business

Tom: What a Train Wreck

Katie: It's Insulting and Frustrating

Tom: Stassi Is Like a Fallen Dictator

Our Producer Shares Secrets From Peter's Date

Stassi: It's Hard to Watch

Lisa: Stassi Likes to Control Everything

Our Producer Got Hit With a Sandwich in Miami

Kristen: I Wanted Validation From Tom

The #PumpRules Miami Trip in 7 GIFs

Scheana: I Shouldn't Have Let Kristen Come

Lisa: Kristen Missed the Point Entirely

Jax: John Takes Care of Everybody

Tom on Jax: There is Barely Any Trust There

Behind-the-Scenes Secrets From Miami

Ariana Takes the Positivity Express

Lisa Doesn't Get Those Penis Straws

Scheana Is Happy Katie's Free

Tom's Main Miami Objective

Katie Wasn't Letting Jax and Kristen Ruin Miami

Our Producer Shares Secrets From That Trip

Tom Has Partied Enough for Two Lifetimes

Ariana: Facts Are Facts

Scheana Has Nothing Left to Say to Stassi

Lisa: You Would Think Jax Wouldn't Lie

Katie: Stassi's Island Really Is Shrinking

Katie: Tom Wasn't Following Through

A SURver's Guide to Male Grooming

Jax: I'm Getting a Taste of My Own Medicine

Our Producer Shares Scheana's Wedding Invite

4 Tom Sandoval GIFs for When You've Had Enough

Scheana: I Don't Need Kristen

Lisa: What Really Pissed Me Off

Ariana: Kristen is a Giant "Preying" Mantis

Katie: Stassi Overstepped Boundaries

Scheana: It's Sad How Few Friends Stassi Has

Our Producer Shares the Dirt on New Girl Vail

Tom: I'm Kristen's Punching Bag

Tom opens up about the aftermath of cheating on Kristen and his thoughts on Scheana’s “Tooth Incident.”

"Scheana's Tooth". . .Well, don't get me wrong, I understand that an injury like that has to be so catastrophic and devastating, but at times I felt like I heard so much about "Scheana's Tooth" that it could very well be the title of a three part book series that would rival Lord of the Rings in length!

Hmm. . .OK, so let's think about this for a minute. None of us called Scheana the day of her (not even close to life threatening) oral surgery because. . .we are all bad people? Or just maybe, there's more to it than it just being about the tooth. . .I will let you come up with your own conclusion...

Oh, and now her and Pandora are bestie's wearing the same outfits. . .Jeez. . .Watching Scheana dry-hump Pandora kinda says it all. I feel the tooth thing is one more thing that Scheana used to get her to be Lisa's favorite.
 
See, Scheana was insecure at that point because she knew full well that she had violated our trust, and the fact that she refused to admit this further more annoyed most of us. Instead she spent her time manipulating Lisa with constant tears, who facilitated bullying us into formal apologies because of this damn tooth situation. It overall put a wedge between Scheana and the rest of us and further added to the tension between Kristen and Lisa, as well as Stassi and Lisa.

Stassi opted to "fake apologize" to Scheana to get Lisa off her back. I think it's pretty damn s----y for Scheana to use her "tooth incident" to manipulate people and situations to her favor, all while jeopardizing our jobs and relationship with Lisa.

Kristen definitely overreacted to the bartending situation at Kyle's. I know that it came from pent up frustration with Lisa. But Lisa put Scheana in charge of us at Kyle's party, and in my opinion (and probably most everyone else's), she did this to ruffle Kristen and the rest of our feathers. Believe it or not, Lisa likes to stir things up sometimes. But it wasn't the time or the place or the battle that Kristen should have picked.

I was really embarrassed with the way Kristen acted. And, of course, because she is my girlfriend, I definitely feel the residual heat from Lisa and it always puts me in the most awkward position. She deserved the probation.

 

At that point I was pretty much over the Jax and Stassi thing, you can only hear about something so much. Plus Jax changes his mind like changes his socks. I will always try to help Jax out the best I can, but it gets frustrating when one minute Jax is telling me how much in love he is with Stassi, and the next he is showing me a picture of some new girl he just met.

I’m really frustrated with Kristen's constant scolding. The fact that Kristen pretty much tells anyone with two ears that I cheated on her gets really obnoxious at times. It's been over three months, and still every time Kristen has two glasses of wine she wants to started telling or reminding everyone that I cheated on her. And the only time she wants to sit down and talk about our relationship is after at least a bottle of wine. Pretty much every social gathering or every time the girls get together and drink, I become a punching bag.

Lisa: It Looks a Little Guilty

Lisa thinks it all looks very suspicious...

How does Lisa Vanderpump really feel about what goes in (and outside) of her restaurant SUR? Each week Lisa is telling you how she really feels about the SURvers antics in her video blog. How does she feel about their infighting, hookups, drama, and backstabbing? Watch below to see -- or scroll down to read a full transcription of her thoughts.

Hi, I'm Lisa Vanderpump. Welcome to my video blog.
What an explosive episode!
Kristen is pretending to be upset at listening to this story, but really, she couldn't be happier. This is music to her ears.
Oh my god, I saw Tom's heart almost jumping out of his shirt when he first laid eyes on that girl on the other side of the bar.
I don't like it when I see Tom Sandoval just hightail it out of there. I'd have more respect for the situation if he stood his ground, if he really had conviction. Otherwise, it kind of looked a little guilty to me if I'm honest.
When I saw Kristen be so blatantly rude and disrespectful to Diana, it absolutely makes me see red. Diana is a very good manager, and she deserved a lot more respect than that.
Oh look! There's a job that Schwartzy can do without having a panic attack. A little skip and a jump? Perfect. There's something about Schwartz--I see Katie's dilemma--he's like a naughty, lovable little golden retriever that can kind of sh-- everywhere and chew every toy up and then he kind of comes toward you and you're like, "Aww."
I have to say, it's highly unlikely that a girl would travel all the way across the country to scream at somebody that "You slept with me" if it didn't happen. I"m just saying!
She claims that, you know, he has a small situation down there and that he shaves everything. I mean, I don't want to know. I'm definitely getting too much information from this scene, but all I'm saying is if he does shave his forehead, I guess he could shave anything
Thank you for watching my video blog. I'm Lisa Vanderpump, and I'll see you next time.

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