Our Producer Almost Bought Jax's Bike

But some choice graffiti stopped her. She also almost got attacked by a swan. Read more behind-the-scenes secrets now.

Please welcome a new cast member to the #PumpRules family, Gordooooo! Also known as "little old man," AKA "Friend Friend," AKA "Walker Gordo" (Stassi's loveable name for him. She thought he looked like a little zombie).

Schwartz was so nervous Katie wasn't going to like him. He was there for at least an hour -- Schwartz is kind of indecisive. Gordo was the most popular dog there. Everyone was sad to see him go. The owner gave Schwartz a talking to about taking good care of Gordo. 

See unsure Tom right before he surprised the girls with Gordo, below.

Gordo has this under bite that Tom loved and it made him look like a "little old man." Katie was 100 precent really shocked and so excited! She was not expecting that. To really surprise her, I hid with Gordo in my friends apartment who happened to live down the hall until Tom had everything ready to go.

Isn't it funny though that Stassi was the first one to grab the dog? She basically pushed Katie out of the way.

Extra! Watch Stassi's thoughts on Katie and Schwartz’s new addition.

See @stassischroeder thoughts on #pumprules newest member #gordo the puppy

A video posted by @efoye on Dec 12, 2014 at 6:19pm PST

You can’t have a season of Vanderpump Rules without a pool party. Pool party fun facts: Sandoval and Ariana went a little crazy with the pool toys at Target. He brought about five monster-faced water cannons, two pump squirt guns, four swimmies, three mask and snorkel sets, three tubes some with animal heads, and an assortment of fun animal hats.

Sandoval also has a collection of Speedos he wears under his swim trunks.

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The bar tab was well over $200, if I can remember correctly. So it would have to be a really good night of tips from SUR. . .

It was a wild day. Scheana did not touch the water. Shay and Tom did snorkel beer races (when you pour the beer into the snorkel and drink as fast as you can). Shay won. I timed them. Tom and Peter were waiting for 10 minutes just to soak Jax. They really got him good. Not only do Tom and Ariana make out on dry land a few times, but a ton under the water as well. Pool party love.

Tom did a floaty pool dance to celebrate the party, check it out.

Guys and their bikes. When the Toms and Jax lived together in their younger days they used to take the bikes out three times a week. Now it's once in a blue moon. The boys do have some sweet rides. Schwartz and Sandoval have Puma road bikes that you can fold up. Jax has your typical hipster "fixie" bike, which I thought about buying from him, but Sandoval drew a penis on the wheel with a sharpie. So that plan went out the window. . . 

Speaking of things out in the open, enjoy this Vine of the guys goofing around on their bikes.

Stassi invented the “Lob”, the long bob hairstyle. Duh.

Stassi had some down time before her sit down with Lisa. Why not do a selfie video about your hair?

Yes, her majesty Lisa Vanderpump has a moat around the front of her home. Living in this moat are swans, but these are mean swans. If these swans don’t like you, watch out! The swans have come after many a cast and crewmember. Stassi barely avoided an attack!

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Kristen and James take us out. . .

 

 

See you next time! #foyecrew @efoye

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