- Mazel- Cher! I just want to say, Cher, it has been a crazy amount of fun, but I wanted to tell you in all sincerity, that when I was a kid at home sitting two inches from the TV watching ‘The Cher Show’ to start, the second you came down that ramp you gave me life, you gave me hope, you gave me goosebumps, you gave me fairy dust, and inspiration. You gave me everything.
- Jackhole- (Picked by Cher!) Senator Ted Cruz. Because he's just an a-hole constantly. Because he doesn't like gay people, he doesn't like any people who aren't Americans born here, and he just doesn't like anything. He's so right wing. He just pisses me off constantly.