Gretchen Rossi & Billy Eichner
Mazel- President Obama and Hilary Clinton. Here's to the ladies who lunch. I call this Barack and Hillary: The Arugula Sessions. They're just chatting about the power of solid colors, the gorgeous weather, and what to do with that queen, Putin. I don't like that queen. That is a bad queen.
Jackhole- Tropical Storm Flossie. She is threatening to put her stank all over Hawaii, which would really suck, but the real question is: when did we start naming storms after Fergie lyrics?