Phaedra Parks & Josh Groban
- Mazel- Katy Perry’s rack. The Grammy’s issued a cease and desist on all side and under boob, but Katy’s chest is impressive, even when covered in a seafoam mint gown.
- Jackhole- Chris Brown, spoiler alert, for being a sore loser for the millionth time by not standing for Frank Ocean when everyone else did. I'm not saying anything, but the only reason I don't stand up when I'm supposed to is if I have a boner! So I think he had a boner! That's right, that's what I think, Chris Brown! Suck it Chris Brown!!! Come get me! I am tough! I am tough! He tried to beat up Frank Ocean!