Carole uses her first "who does that of the season" embraces her Almond Joy, and owns a few things.
The RHONY star explains her philosophy on love.
Carole talks facialist gossip, trendy syndromes, Reed Witherspoon, and the rest of the Montana trip.
Carole thinks gossip is bad for business, doesn't believe Sonja's claims about Russ, and is sick of George on her TV.
Carole tells you how to bet properly, makes a drinking game of the episode, and knows it all comes back to size.
Carole discusses Ramona's skills with SAT prep, an alternate day of the ladies going to prison, and pens an ode to Millou.