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Hey bitches. It's your resident gay reza. coming to you for the last time to video blog about Episode 10. i can't believe we're at the end of the road. Are you guys sad? Because I'm about to cry.
Kind of like when i was about to cry when Mike's dad was talking to him in Farsi about how he wasn't there for Mike as a child. It really tore me up. And to see how loving and amazing his parents are towards him, and in return how appreciative and respectful he is towards his parents. That is the quintessential, Persian parent-child, child-parent relationship. I loved it. and I'm so happy that you guys got to see that, because I come from a broken home so I can't bring that to you guys. So I'm really happy Mike was.
Can we talk about the chairs that you saw that the parents were sitting in? Those look more like thrones than they did chairs. I want to know where I can get me one of those.
Am I crazy or does MJ's mom have OCD? She's a backseat driver. She's telling her how to dress. It's insane. LIke I feel for my girl, every time she goes out with her mom. I'm thinking to myself that Vida is her mom and that Vida is not my mom. Because let me tell you, if that was my mom It'd be going down in a whole different way.
Actually, you know what, maybe i should go shopping with Vida because I would save a lot of money because I would never end up buying anything because she never tells her poor daughter that she looks good in anything. That was crazy.
And then, the most important thing in this episode: Persh-a-Pelooza.
I honestly felt like the parent who had the kid that knocked it out of the park. I was so proud of her. I was so honored to have Andy there. It was such an amazing night.
And the best part was that food fight. Watching my girl MJ slip and slide like a meatball in a like bowl of marinara sauce. It was f---king awesome. She was going down here and then coming up here. Resurfacing, going back down, and popping right back up. it was amazing. I wish we had spent all night in that trailer. And I don't want to know what kind of bill Asa got for the cleaning of that trailer. Cuz lemme tell you, the shirt I was wearing the shirt I was wearing and the jeans I was wearing, both of which were brand new had to be put in the trash, because MJ's talons ripped and shredded my shirt, and I split my jeans open. You know what that means: it's time for my fat ass to go on a diet.
Anyway, it was a pleasure and I'm honored that you guys let me into your house and into your homes and allowed me to share my life with you.