Out of all of the relationships across all of the shows across all of the Bravosphere, there is none more compelling than two certain dalliers’ of Southern Charm. Will those crazy kids ever quit the coy game-playing and finally make it official? Or will they continue to taunt and tease us when all we want is their happily ever after?
NO, we’re not talking about Thomas Ravenel and Katherine Calhoun Dennis (or Craig Conover and Naomi Olindo, RIP). We’re talking about a coupledom far more serious: That of Cameran Eubanks’ husband Jason and their neighbors’ dog, Elvis.
Now, if you’re not already caught up on this rollercoaster ride of a relationship, here’s a refresher: Jason has taken a keen interest in his neighbors’ dog (and by “interest,” we mean “straight-up obsession”). The pupper hangs out at the Wimberly household nearly all day, every day, and has even taken to cuddling their new baby girl, Palmer. A little strange, right? But here’s where it gets legitimately weird: Jason has had a portrait commissioned of Elvis, and even wears a t-shirt that bears Elvis’ face at approximately 10x its original size. (Seriously.)
Now that you’re up to speed — and probably deeply invested — in the will-they-or-won’t-they-just-adopt-this-damn-dog saga, we bring you the latest update from Cameran’s Instagram. With the caption “Lord Grant me the Serenity,” we all know where this scan of Jason’s nightstand is headed, but the reveal is still truly satisfying:
Now pardon us while we go double tap the pic and anxiously await the show's return — and Elvis' small screen debut — in Season 5.