The #RHONY mogul originally imagined she'd be "dancing naked on a table" after finalizing the split.

"It brings me great sadness to say that Jason and I are separating," she says. 

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Fights, tears, and all-around "uh-oh" ahead in new season.

How she reeled in her man.

Bethenny finds a corporate teammate to expand her brand.