Mario 'Perez Hilton' Lavandeira is famous for his outspoken, celebrity blogger personality. Now all grown up, he has a son and has moved to New York to start fresh. He cannot seem to shake his "snarky" reputation in the dating community. Can Patti help Perez show eligible men he's the man, not the website? Meanwhile, Sonja Morgan, a beautiful mother and divorceé on The Real Housewives of New York City, has no trouble finding a man, but it never lasts. Patti knows Sonja's picker is off, but can Patti teach Sonja how to pick the right guy? Rocco DiSpirito teams up with Patti to show Sonja that the way a man cooks speaks volumes to how he will be as a lover and a provider.