Dishing It Out

Before I blog about the reunion, which of course begs for some cattiness, let me begin with my claws out about Lisa's comment on Watch What Happens Live since I wasn't there to defend myself. First I'm absolutely convinced Lisa misheard the question and when Andy Cohen asked her (I'm paraphrasing) "Who needs a makeover the most of the group?" she heard "who has had the biggest makeover in the group?" That would, of course, be me with my weight loss. Yay! Or at least I keep telling myself that. LOL!

Since I know Lisa knows that if you dish it out you better be able take it, I must point out in retaliation that she wears the same dress cut in different colors all the time and her costume jewelry looks like it walked out of the royal collection. So maybe she should "plead the fifth" for her own sake next time! Meow.

Taylor was angry at Camille because she felt once her secret was out her life would be in danger, but at the same time she was desperate to have everyone know the truth. On some level I think, she wanted her situation to be out in the open to force her out of the marriage because she knew it couldn't continue. Camille just couldn't take the cycle anymore and snapped. I don't blame her, as it is a very taxing process weaning someone off of a toxic relationship.

I get why Adrienne was offended by Lisa's comments. One thing I have learned about Adrienne is her casino and her shoe line are not pet projects -- they are her blood, sweat, and tears. She is a business woman, so she doesn't take an attack or diss of any kind on her life blood lightly. Her business is sacred to her. I know Lisa cares a lot about Villa Blanca and Sur, but not to that extreme. This is why Adrienne would never comment on someone's business, because to her that's one of the worst offenses you can do. Wasn't it weird everybody thought Lisa was selling stories? I mean we don't get along (why would we, she's so coy with her opulent excess and I'm so in your face with mine), but I still feel like why would Lisa sell a story? I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt here, although she has been offensive to my girl Taylor in the past. She has never been dishonest to anyone that I am aware of, just a little b---hy with her back handed compliments. I think Adrienne meant her apology to Lisa. However Lisa may not forgive her. To Lisa, the greatest offense is not an attack on her business, but on her integrity, so now we have two women who have offended each other differently but in the worst way possible for each other.

Camille has become so humble this season. . .I hope it's not catchy! LOL.

What can I say? It's no secret Brandi grates on me. For somebody always calling it how she sees it, she certainly calls out some mean spirited things. Frankly I think she's full of it. She said she saw Russell and that he said Taylor knew about the email to Camille, but I know she didn't. She also said she kissed Camille, but apparently that didn't happen either, so hopefully her credibility will go up from here. I was actually there when Camille and Brandi were dirty dancing, but I was so drunk I don't remember much. I actually I think I also dirty danced with Brandi that night. WTF was I thinking? Oh yeah I wasn't!

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