Lessons learned from watching the show this week. . .
Old men with young girls are scary.
Young girls with old men are gross spooky.
Secret bedrooms off main party spaces are creepy.
Taylor should never own a circus
People that spend $100,000 on jewelry gifts for their engaged children should spend more than $150,000 on their wedding budget.
The reason Kyle has so many kids and can't hold her bladder on a trampoline. . .she splits too easily.
I have no idea what the hell happens at a country carnival ranch!
Kim's scared of her sisters opinion. . .can you imagine?
Nothing is sacred in Beverly Hills not even your daddy.