Can We Talk About Dorit Kemsley's $1,300 Bag Detailed with Robbery Instructions?

As seen in the May 6 episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit Kemsley arrived fashionably late to Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave's All In retreat. While some of the 'Wives (namely Kyle Richards) found themselves fixated on Dorit's tardiness, it was her tongue-in-cheek purse we couldn't peel our eyes away from. 

Dorit arrived at the retreat dressed to the nines in full glam, naturally. The Beverly Beach by Dorit founder sported a chic ensemble featuring her brand's camo print leggings, a black crop top, white kicks, and an oversized black Balenciaga denim jacket. As for her accessories, Dorit topped her look with tiny black frames and a thick black headband, keeping her high ponytail in place.

And then there's her bag: Emblazoned with "turn to open" instructions and the words "cash inside," the white purse by Off-White basically invites onlookers to put their fingers in it — and Dorit happily toted it around. 

The bag is a part of Off-White's 2019 collection and is a play off their cheeky "logo" designs. With a retail value of $1,300, scoring the purse itself would be a thief's dream.

Honestly, the fact that Dorit carried around this daring purse doesn't come as too much of a surprise. The Beverly Hills 'Wife is constantly pushing the envelope with her over-the-top, glamorous fashion choices. 

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