Create a free profile to get unlimited access to exclusive videos, sweepstakes, and more!
An Ode to Lady Morgan
This week Kelly shares her thoughts on the episode in the form of a poem.
My Ode to Lady Morgan
Thank you Lady Morgan for the Masquerade,
Although, this party would have been more interesting in the last decade
Even Jill thought it was worse than the Marriage Equality parade
Be sure to notice Lady Morgan's dress was not homemade
Thank you Chris March for the wig upgrade
Perhaps Sonja could have dressed as a bar maid,
Perhaps then I'd have lemonade for my Kellade
For the record, costumes don't help if you are looking to get laid
I may as well have been wearing a lampshade
Sonja's boyfriend is clearly handy with a razorblade
There goes Ramona looking to drop a grenade
Was it me or did the bartender appear a little afraid?
And, is it that obvious that her "staff" is underpaid?
Hopefully the bruise will fade
Any event after this will be a downgrade
Lady Morgan, please, when's the next Masquerade?
Read on for more of Kelly’s thoughts on the episode. . .
Shoes are more than a necessity. You don't have to be a certain size, shape, or age to buy hot shoes. And now with lines like Jessica Simpson out, trendy hot shoes have become more affordable.
Abbey from Manolo Blahnik is a dear friend of mine. I have always been a fan of Manolos. My dad bought me my first pair of high heels from Saks Fifth Avenue in Palm Springs, CA over Christmas when I was 21.
Even though I am 5'10", I love to wear high heels and they make me feel sexy, even if I am carrying a little extra weight. For me, I like to wear sky-high heels or feminine colorful flats. Even if drama ensues, I always have hot shoes!