There was quite a lot going down in the super trailer for The Real Housewives of New York City (above), but amidst all the margarita drinking, skinny dipping, and Housewife kissing, one moment rounded out the teaser in a way nothing else could:
What an ending! Instantly, Dorinda Medley's "Not well, bitch" earned its place in Housewives history. But after rejoicing at this delicious dig, we were left with so many questions. We couldn't help but wonder: What had Dorinda so worked up? Why was she not well? Who is she talking to?
Well, little did we know that we'd get our answers so early in Season 9 of RHONY! In episode 4, all our questions will be answered, but for now, we know one crucial bit of information: That blonde woman above is none other than Candace Bushnell! That's right THE Candace Bushnell who brought us Sex and the City! The Candace Bushnell who has us still drinking Cosmos! The Candace Bushnell who brought us this Kim Cattrall Berkshires moment!
Why the writer is on the opposite end of Dorinda Medley's amazing declaration is unclear, but one thing's for sure: She'll have plenty of new material with this bunch.