Stassi Schroeder Savagely Summarizes Dating Apps, and Tell Us You Didn’t Just Say “YES” Under Your Breath

Stassi Schroeder may be in a relationship with a pretty dreamy guy right now (evidence in the clip above). But, dating wasn't always a cinch for the Vanderpump Rules author. When chatting with a single reporter from W, Stassi was quick to commiserate with them over the downsides of dating apps.

“My stomach really does turn when I think about dating apps. I went on Raya; I tried Bumble, but that got so overwhelming. It’s just teaching dudes to be lazier than they already are." Yes! 

And speaking of her boyfriend, Beau Clark, Stassi also spilled some tea on her relationship with the commercial casting agent. Their relationship started out as a friendship, then turned into a little more, and then became a lot more. Here's Stassi's recap of their two-year relationship: 

"I like to joke with him like, ‘You were a f--kboy.’ And he’s like, ‘So were you.’” Stassi shared. Ooh, burn! But it seems like the SURver appreciates a man who can sass her right back, instead of passively agreeing with whatever she says.

Stassi added, “I was into [the relationship] more [at first], I think. We never had the conversation of, ‘We’re serious now.’ We just felt it. We had five or six months to hang out a lot and form a friendship. It was different than the way I’ve done any other relationship. Before, I was like, ‘first date, now we’re together forever.’ This was different."

Let's get back to Stassi's trademark sass, though. "I send gifs of myself all the time,” she shared. “Even when I first started dating [Beau], I would send my own gif. He was like, ‘Did you just send yourself?’ And I’m like, ‘F--k yeah I did.’ It’s kind of like the ultimate mic drop."