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Hi. I'm Lisa Vanderpump. Welcome to my video blog.
It's always rather strange when a member of the staff leaves and then they come back to SUR as a customer. I've never seen Scheana act like that. She's always very professional. This is really pushing her buttons. And Stassi's, she's back, she's a customer, and she's lording it over her and loving every minute of it.
I cannot watch that [Jax's surgery check-in]. There's nothing about that. I think it looks good. I mean, it's still a beak, but it's just like a smaller beak.
I sometimes think some of the servers get a bit intimated when Ken and I come in for dinner -- because they hate waiting on us because they know I'm going to scrutinize their every move. But Kristen, oh no, she's totally the opposite. She will stand there and bitch and whine. She is really unlike any other animal that works at SUR.
I totally understand where Stassi's coming from. Sometimes when your friends hurt you, you just want to disappear. But at some point you have to come back and you have to take charge of the situation.
When I see Stassi's comments, I think "bloody hell what an ungrateful little brat." A lot of people would have jumped at the chance to style any sort of cover, but she just never sees anything like that. She always feel like she's doing somebody else a favor.
They all use the terminology motorboating. I've never heard of it. When I went motorboating on the weekend it was with my family. Have you ever heard "motorboating"?
I'm looking at Schwartz and he needs to take a man pill. In fact, he needs to take the whole bottle right now, because he's letting Jax really disrespect his girlfriend. Ken would never let Jax talk to me like that, right in front of him. What in the hell's going on?
Katie seems to really want to get Schwartz to commit to their relationship. Katie -- can't you see that he's already taken: He's committed to Jax
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