Lisa: If I loved Schwartz Before, I Love Him More Now

Hello I'm Lisa Vanderpump and welcome to my video blog.

Me s***ing on Stassi, really? I think she's the one that s*** on me with her insincerity.

It's not that I'm angry with Stassi, I think it's real disgust that she would come and see me, take up my time, and be totally disingenuous.

Oh, please, stop showing those pictures of Max's mouth! I just can't bear it.

It's always nice when you can learn stuff from your kids and your kids' friends, but I do not want to learn this. There are some things I just do not need to know. Or anybody else for that matter.

Lisa Puts James in His Place

I wonder how Max feels, in the chair, hearing his friend talk to me like that. I make many allowances for James, but his time's running out.

I love that Katie's throwing this event, she's got real ambitions.

I always try and support my employees. Sometimes it's just about getting their shifts covered, sometimes I help them out with the entertaining like lending them things from the bar or giving them alcohol, or sometimes it's just showing up.

Schwartz and Stassi's Awkward Sit Down

Yes, Schwartzy, yes! I feel like I have tickets to a prize fight right now and my guy is winning.

If I loved Tom Schwartz before, I love him more now. In fact, I would almost marry him. In fact, give me that ring!

I do respect Schwartz's choices. He showed up, he threw the book at her, but he's still willing to listen. And from what he heard, I guess, okay, I support his choice. Maybe he should invite her.

Thank you for watching my video blog, I'm Lisa Vanderpump and I'll see you soon.