5 Sexy Hotel Amenities That Require the "Do Not Disturb" Sign

From romance-inspiring offerings to all-out NSFW options.

Regardless if it’s your honeymoon or just a much-needed weekend away for two, adding a sexy component to your trip with bae can take it from romantic to steamy — quick. These hotels and resorts offer sexy amenities and packages to amp up the chemistry stat... so think way beyond "Do Not Disturb" signs with these inventive options. (And psst: Some of this is stuff is NSFW, so read with caution!)

1.  For parents who want more than just a typical date night

Between diaper changes, carpools, and late-night feedings, being a parent can be a decidedly unsexy gig. If you have a baby, a toddler, or a whole brood, and you really want to reconnect with your partner, a getaway at the Hilton West Palm Beach packs in a lot of romance — and kinky additions. For $4,900 per couple, you get everything from a Kama Sutra book upon arrival to a pre-planned afternoon delight picnic basket for a frisky day at the beach. In addition to the unlimited champs, you also have a private in-room sommelier class followed by a private chef dinner in the Honeymoon Suite, a couples’ massage, a private cabana by the pool, and more. Bonus? For an additional fee, the hotel will provide a luxury auto — like a Lamborghini or Porsche — for your stay... if fast cars turn you on.

2.  If water turns you on

While there are so many all-inclusive options throughout the Mexico beaches, the Grand Oasis Sens is a playground for adults. (Read: You definitely won’t have kiddos splashing you — or chasing Pokemon — while you sunbathe.) This property offers lots of options, depending on what you and your honey enjoy, but one that’s pretty awesome is all about water. In the Sian Ka’an rooms, every couple gets a private plunge pool (with a beautiful view), giving you the chance to get sexy underwater. For an extra charge of $47, you can also buy a Kama Sutra kit from the spa, The Sensoria, that’ll give you some fresh ideas and a getaway bucket list of positions. Rates start around $400 a night.

3.  If you really, really need to recharge your relationship

 Maybe you recently went through a rough patch or you’ve both been so stressed you haven’t made time for each other. Life happens, and while your relationship might take the brunt of the ups and downs, investing in a grand — and incredibly sexy — adventure together might be one way to reconnect, rekindle, and recharge your relationship. Secret Bay is located on the island of of Dominica on a clifftop, overlooking the Caribbean Sea. It’s a boutique resort with only eight private villa residences (the Zabuco one was named the third sexiest room in the world by The Smith Awards) and it hosts countless very sexy amenities. To name just a few: There are bedrooms that have sunset-facing bathtubs, private outdoors showers, plunge pools and hammocks, couples massages, yoga classes, and night-time snorkeling. There are also options for private in-villa dining with live jazz, an aphrodisiac menu, and more. If you truly want to be left alone, you can also lower a red flag, which signals to the staff that you don’t want housekeeping or food service — you just want to stay in bed together, uninterrupted. Rates go up from $1,300 nightly.

4.  If you're in Las Vegas together

Let's say one of you went for business together and the other tagged along — it happens a lot in the convention town. Whatever brings you to Sin City doesn’t matter, really — it’s that you’re taking an evening to indulge in a little play together. If you stay in any guest room at SLS Las Vegas, you’ll notice mirrored ceilings, peek-a-boo showers, and sexy minibar items. You can also purchase a "Sexy Little Sachet Intimacy Kit" that has two condoms, personal lubricant, and a vibrator — just enough to have one night of all-out sex before returning to your reality back home. Rates range dramatically; deep discounts can often be had.

5.  If you want to try S&M

Vacation is always a time when you let loose, drink a little heavier, and give yourself permission to step outside of your comfort zone. How far outside of your comfort zone are you willing to go? If you and your partner have considered some light (or heavy) S&M play, you might want to check out Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica. It’s a beachfront, all-inclusive, adult-only resort that features everything from mirrored ceilings to clothing-optional beaches and gardens. But the real surprising kicker? This resort also has a nightly playroom that’s open from 10:30 p.m. to 3 a.m. that has a large L-shaped bed, a cage, two sex swings, suspension cuffs on chains, and a glass shower. Here, you can have sex with your partner in front of others, play on the toys together and well — rinse off if you’d like. If you want to take your relationship to a whole other level by trying swinging, you might meet like-minded couples who want to swap, too. Rates start at $450.

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