9 Indisputable Facts About Every Single Person Who Has a German Shepherd

It you.

German Shepherds are intelligent, watchful and curious dogs. They are world-class sniffers. They will patrol your house and all backyard perimeters. When you brush them, you will be able to collect enough fur to make a second dog. And as such things are true for all German Shepherds, some things are true for all of their owners.

Are you ready for some mind-blowing math?! The Real Housewives of Beverly HillsKyle Richards is a dogmom to a German Shepherd, therefore YOU, German Shepherd owner, have the exact same personality as Kyle Richards. Oh yeah, don’t believe us? Just try to say this doesn’t describe you (and Kyle).

1.  You don't get FOMO.

Fear Of Missing Out, what’s that? Simply put, if you wanted to do something, you’d be doing it already.

2.  You wear a uniform.

While, sure, not all of you are servicemen or women, but all of you wear a uniform in one way or another—be it the same blue hoodie, black work dress, or cold shoulder caftan that you default to every day.

3.  You take risks.

You snuck out in high school. You jumped from that high rock into the ocean on vacation. You ride your bike without a helmet. You are one with danger. (But really, please start wearing your helmet.)

4.  You volunteer.

Like your faithful pup, you live to serve and do so whenever you can, especially in any capacity where they give you a clipboard…

5.  You’re not bossy; you’re the boss.

You don’t want to be in charge. It’s just that without you the wheels fall off so you have no other choice.

6.  You know your way around a grill.

It’s not summer unless you have impressed a small group of friends with an array of grilled meats!

7.  You have been the recipient of many friendship bracelets.

You have friends out the wazoo and it’s always been that way—even when you were a little kid and you had a wrist full of string as proof.

8.  You hold back your emotions.

You feel feelings deeply, but you’re not just going to burst into a sob in front of everyone. You are more the "restrained tear or two rolling down the cheek" type. (Or in Kyle’s case, you blot it directly out of your eyeball with a napkin pulled tightly around your finger.)

9.  You like to be busy!

Between work and family and friends and your side hustle and your pets and kickball team... All THE THINGS should be your personal motto!

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