Our 9 Favorite Food Porn Moments From This Week (Mermaid Toast, Anyone?)

And you can't miss the instant noodle birthday cake. 

It was a tough job, but somebody had to do it. We scoured our Instagram feeds for the most delicious, beautiful, over-the-top food porn shots from this week:

1.  Indomie Birthday Cake

We have absolutely no idea what this is (noodles, some kind of meat, and crunchy rice bits?) and why it was turned into a birthday cake, but we're dying to know more. And we want some. (Update: A quick Google search reveals that "Indomie" is a widely popular brand of instant noodles in countries like Indonesia, New Zealand, and Nigeria. Now we most definitely want some.)

2.  Mermaid Toast

Everyone's raving about this gorgeous toast, with its blue-green swirls that remind us of the ocean. It's made with algae powders and almond milk cream cheese, so we're not sure how it tastes—but why would you want to eat something so pretty, anyway?

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3.  Kit Kat Cake

KitKat Cake PC📷|TBA

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At first glance, this cake doesn't seem so over-the-top—it's strawberries and chocolate, duh. But take a closer look—the top is covered with pure chocolate discs and some kind of chocolate truffle-y-looking candy. And here's what really got us: The entire cake is enclosed with an endless ring of crispy, crunchy Kit Kats. We can only imagine what must be inside. 

4.  Flower Cupcakes

Wait, we thought this was about food porn…oh, right. Those are cupcakes. There, in the bottom right corner. It's like a culinary Where's Waldo. Totally stunning, and way too pretty to eat.

5.  Bacon Cheddar Burger With Egg

The runny egg shot is one of the oldest food porn tricks in the book, and we fall for it every time. The browned, melty cheese, caramelized onions, and peep of bacon don't hurt, either.

6.  Sushi Burritos

Yep, sushi burritos are here to stay. And while we're not fans of every crazy food mashup out there, we've gotta say, this one—with its super-fresh fish and colorful veggies—looks pretty good. 

7.  Coffee Oreo Ice Cream

ice cream for breakfast.

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We want to grab one of those cones and take a bite, right now. First, we love coffee ice cream. And we love cookies and cream. And apparently, you can make this delightful concoction with just 10 minutes of hands-on time, and it's no-churn? We think all our ice cream dreams just came true. 

8.  Mini Pancakes

* Mini pancake party. Which one would you pick? 💖😛 Inspired by @alphafoodie 💕👯

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We're a sucker for anything mini, and we want every single one of these all day, every day. But if we had to pick just one? We're partial to fresh figs. But...the pancake with what looks like cream cheese or frosting and a sprinkle of pastel dragées? You're killing us. 

9.  Funfetti Waffles

Funfetti Waffles 👏 search FUNFETTI on the blog >> www.revengebakery.com 🤘🏻 #revengebakery

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If a stack of these don't cheer you up over the weekend, nothing will.

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