When you're dying for a cup of coffee—as in, you might actually keel over and die if caffeine doesn't enter your bloodstream immediately—Tweeting won't save you. But it might help you kill a few seconds (instead of another human) until your coffee is ready. Inspired by the folks at Twentytwowords and BoredPanda, we bring you a handful of Tweets from the caffeine-desperate. Use these as therapy, as idle humor or as a life-saving distraction when you need one.
It's spelled "Melania," by the way. Here, @SourceFed, have another cup. This one's on us.
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