At the very beginning of Southern Charm season 3, we saw Landon Clements and Thomas Ravenel having a deep conversation on a bench looking out at the water. While the meeting was edited and muted, there was one witness to the true conversation: Landon’s dog Charlotte.
The 12-year-old mini Eskimo has pert little ears (perfect for listening), big brown eyes (ideal for spying), and lots of bright white hair (that’s full of secrets?). We don’t have the skinny on why her official hashtag is #CharlottetheCircusDog, but we are certain that she is full of tricks.
Y’know that old saying, “I wish I were a fly on that wall…”? Well, we wish we were Charlotte, with her unspoken silent access to all the goings-ons in our favorite South Carolina city!
Look: She's basically whispering in Landon's ear...
She travels with Landon, so she knows the insider secrets of Roam:
Sometimes she wears a cone. Heightened acoustics to hear the whispers?
She is skilled in the art of camouflage:
She even has a stunt double for the truly dangerous tricks:
She is keeper of all confidential packages...
...and briefcases probably full of spy tools.
We dare you to tell us this sweet face isn't the keeper of all the secrets!
After all, she's got more honey than any honey bee. (Ba-ba-dooooooo...)