Chris shares his secrets for transforming into some of your favorite Housewives.

on Oct 28, 2011 - The Dish

Looking for a costume that's a Real treat? Bravo's got you covered. We asked the master of Mad Fashion, Chris March, for some tips on how to go as a hauntingly hot Housewife this Halloween. Below are his super-easy ideas to be some of the most recognizable ladies.

Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta: "Try going as pregnant Kim. You just need a pillow, an enormous blond wig, and a huge engagement ring! Go around singing Tardy for the Party while smoking and applying way too much pink lip gloss."

Lisa Vanderpump from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: "You must wear a way too tight pink dress and a huge diamond necklace. Speak in an over-the-top British accent while carrying around a chihuahua in a fur coat. Long brown hair and sedatives for your 'dog' complete the look."

Teresa Giudice from The Real Housewives of New Jersey: "Dress as Lisa Vanderpump (above), pull the wig down to your eyebrows, change the accent to Jersey girl faux-Italian, and go around all night flipping tables."

Voila! With one of these costumes you're sure to win any costume competition. Or at least be the center of some major drama. Happy Bravoween!

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