Peace out, Miami. These two are headed for WWHL.

on Mar 22, 2011 - The Dish

Elsa and Marysol Patton
Andy Cohen really, really wants Elsa Patton in the Bravo Clubhouse. When Marysol's mama's fear of flying threatened to keep her from appearing on tonight's Watch What Happens Live, Andy swung into action.

To make sure Elsa could keep her WWHL date, Andy sent two staffers to Miami to safely drive the mother/daughter team back to the Big Apple. "Oprah and Gayle's road trip has nothing on that!" Andy raved. (Check out video of Elsa and Marysol on the road.)

But based on her tweets, it doesn't seem like Marysol's having such the woo-hoo time. One fan tweeted, "Flying is actually safer than driving. Plus, they serve mojitos! Slip her a Xanax." The newlywed's response? "I'm not a rookie, I've tried all of that." Then the Miami Housewife agreed with another fan who tweeted, "Poor Marysol looks like she would rather be getting a root canal."

Fortunately, Elsa's in a more chipper mood... maybe it's the pillow she stole from the hotel, the sombrero she's planning to gift Andy, or the photo she snapped in front of the Capitol with Marysol. "I have two beautiful mens with me. My bodyguards and butlers," she tweeted. And take note, Andy -- Elsa expects flowers for being "stuck in this gondola on wheels." Soft yellow roses to be exact.

And if you really want to schmooze mama Elsa, have some eyebrows handy. "Please help, almost to DC and left my eyebrows at home," she tweeted. "Can someone call Michelle Obama and ask where she buy hers?"

The long, strange trip comes to an end tonight when Elsa and Marysol roll into the Bravo Clubhouse for Watch What Happens Live.

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