Which Housewife Babysits Andy's Dog?

Read an exclusive excerpt from his new book, 'The Andy Cohen Diaries.'


What really goes on at a Housewives reunion? Have any Watch What Happens Live guests gotten out of control? And who is Andy Cohen's favorite sleeping partner these days? (Hint: it has four legs and a tail.) In his new book, The Andy Cohen Diaries: a Deep Look at a Shallow Year (on-sale this week!), the late-night host pulls back the curtain on his private life, offering day-by-day entries about his goings-on at work and at play. To celebrate the book's release, the Dish will have exclusive excerpts all week. Today, we're sharing his diary entry from November 14, 2013.

Today I had lunch at Rosemary’s with my parents after they met Wacha. My mom stresses people out inadvertently. And animals. She puts out a lot of energy and made my non-hyper dog a little hyper. She had him on high alert, which then had her on high alert.

Then Carole Radziwill texted me saying she would love some doggy time and she came over and got Wacha and they went to SoHo, which he needed after his visit with my mom.

Someone leaked a story to Radar Online that I was actually fired or pushed out. I’m pretty sure it was a former Househusband. Radar will print anything.

I had two-hour drinks with Bonnie Hammer at the Monkey Bar. We talked about business mainly, but then got deep about animals and love.

Terrence Howard was on my show with Nia Long. They told us not to give him any liquor. When I walked into the Clubhouse, he was drinking out of a bottle of Jameson. We had the following conversation during the break:

TERRENCE: How many dimensions are you?
ANDY: What?
T: How many dimensions are you?
A: You mean, how many personalities do I have?
T: No . . . how many dimensions do you see through?
A: Uh . . .
T: How many dimensions do you see through?
A: A few—I’m very multidimensional.
T: I don’t meet many people like you. I really don’t.
A: Really?
T: No, I don’t. You’re boundless. You have no bounds.
A: Wow—thank you!
T: It’s true.


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