Brandi Glanville

Brandi tried to be a lesbian, but it didn't work. Plus she tells the backstory of how Joyce/Lisa's Hair-Gate went down.

on Nov 24, 2013

Awww now we finally get to see the dramatic side of not-so-sweet-and-bubbly Joyce. . .

But before that we must delve into lingerie shopping with Carlton and myself. As I have said before, I love beautiful women, and Carlton is one of them. However neither one of us are lesbians. I have actually tried to be, but it just didn't work out for me. I can't speak to Carlton's experiences, because I honestly have no idea what they have been. As you can tell, I am easily distracted by lingerie. In fact, I'm quite obsessed with it and all other things sexy and girly. Carlton's body looks like it is zero percent body fat, and she is fun, playful, and non-judgmental. Fun fact: the lingerie I bought that day at Trashy is the same lingerie I wore in my epic home tour. Haha.


Kim invited all of us to circus school, and, although I had a major kink in my neck, I thought it would be good for all of us to try and do something fun together. However the day before I was chased down with my children by paparazzi saying Kyle Richards had called me a bully. I'm sure you can understand walking in to circus school I felt I needed to have a conversation with Kyle. Kim asked me nicely to let it go for the day because she wanted this day to be drama-free, so I begrudgingly agreed. When all the girls arrived it seemed to be going pretty OK, until Kim snapped at Yolanda for no reason. I personally think at this point they have unresolved issues and it came from that place for Kim. (Sidenote: I had my microphone on a waist strap and so I look five months pregnant. Grrrr.)