Eden Sassoon: I'm Just Done

Eden agrees with Kyle Richards: "This is bullsh--."

It’s another week, and I’m still staring… If you guys only knew what I was thinking! However I am STILL trying to get these women to understand me. #NoOneCares

I have a lot in common with the ladies, but no one sees it yet. Watching Lisa Rinna in “Lorena’s” kitchen is classic and just my style! I’m putting together the “I Can’t Cook but…My Ex-Husband’s Wife Jade, My Brother Dave (Who’s a Chef) and My 10-Year-Old Son Ty Can" cookbook! According to them, I’m not allowed in my kitchen or any kitchen for that matter. #Postmates

Maybe Harry Hamlin will give me his pie recipe for the book! #PieDom

Dorit learned from this experience that talking behind people’s backs gets them nowhere. I agree. So out of respect I want to come clean about anything I said to Dorit. I would have appreciated my “friend” Rinna supporting me in the conversation I was having with Kyle at her BBQ considering she’s the one who started this. Kyle’s right on one thing… this is bullsh--. #DogSh--

I’m thankful that Kyle told me she’s not upset that I’m having these feelings and thinks that if Kim and I were stranded on a beach somewhere, we would probably be great friends. As long as the beach has aloe plants, we will be just fine! #TableforTwo

The bond between sisters is unbreakable. Seeing Kyle want good sober friends for her sister is pure. In the words of Kyle Richards, we all need a good support system. Now can I have my #EdenHug? 

"Can you believe this place!" says Kyle. "We chose the Gatsby theme because the Malibu property was so grand! The 20s were all about the excess… the alcohol, the money flowing…" #hallucinations

Great I fit right in… NOT. The 60s would have been my era. #Peace #FreeLove

Boy did Kyle's party live up to the reputation of the era... There was an excess of everything, especially drama!

I can’t even comment on the Kim and Kyle situation anymore. They should ask their friends how this started! I’m just done. But believe me, I hear Vanderpump! I have mad respect for her and point taken! And Vanderpump is a smart woman. She’ll get to the bottom of this!

I’m glad the two Muppets (good one, PK) were off having a grand ole time doing the Charleston while I’m fighting the front line ALONE. Keep running, Rinna. #YouCanRunButYouCantHide

Thank you, Camille, for seeing the truth in me and seeing I care! And Erika, thank you for the compliment. #PilatesLegs 

Scenes from next week: THANK YOU Vanderpump for telling Kyle the truth! “Rinna said she doesn’t believe that your sister is truly sober, and that she is near death!” It’s time these woman wake the f--- up!

Note to Self: Stop giving to those who can’t receive. And Rinna, if you don’t want that love bottle, #ReturnToSender.  

 
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