Spice Up Your 'Wives

Elsa's got the moves like Jagger.

on Oct 10, 2012

Enter Thomas Kramer. Evidently he's a Miami real estate mogul who seems to know everyone. He also seems to be delightfully eccentric, kind of like a kookier version of Aviva's dad, George, from Real Housewives of New York City. Lea alludes to his parties as being often times x-rated, so clearly this is someone who needs to be throwing events the ladies attend. And given that nearly all of them seem to be in competition over who's known him the longest/who's closer with him, I'm guessing he throws some majorly awesome events.

Prediction: You know he will be hosting the Housewives in the near future, and I can only hope that the event involves some sort of crazy costumes.

The real party begins when Elsa starts breaking it DOWN on the dance floor. That dress was flying all over the place while she gave us some serious coquette realness. And Thomas got right in there and started to get his groove on with her. I can't say their styles were very, um, compatible, but it was still a wonderful spectacle.