After everyone is properly drained, the cast arrives at their hotel. They are all staying at The Hard Rock Hotel Punta Cana. By their reactions you would think they were pulling up to the White House. In all fairness, The Hard Rock also has a casino inside, and I bet Joe and Chris are itching to get inside and see what the odds are in the Sports Book on Teresa's bag being found. The Hard Rock Café is famous around the world for having the most amazing rock and roll memorabilia on display in their restaurants. In Punta Cana this must be the place they keep all the great Dominican rock and roll keepsakes. Where else would our gang get to see a scarf worn on stage by Chi Chi Peralta? At the Hard Rock Punta Cana you can have a cocktail and stare at boots that were used in a music video by Krisspy or a used mic stand from a Coco Valoy concert.
As the crew walks to their rooms, Joe Giudice tells every one that Christopher and Albie look like, "butt buddies." I personally thought they looked like brothers that love and care for each other. Judging by her comments, singer/songwriter/performer Melissa agrees with me. Teresa thinks that they are both good boys because they haven't gotten married yet, and once a wife comes into the picture, it ruins everything. This is an obvious dig at singer/songwriter/recording artist Melissa, and to her credit, she ignores it. For the record, camp Giudice has launched two jabs and no one else has said a negative word.
While picking rooms, Albert tells Joe and Teresa they can have a room far from him so he doesn't hear them going at it like cats. Joe Giudice then explains to Albert that they wont be going at it much at all. To this Teresa replies, "Why? Because I'm on my period?" Some things should be edited out of the show. I didn't need to know that and neither did America. Shortly after the rooms are chosen, everyone flips out and gets WAY too excited about the arrival of club sandwiches. I should cut everyone here some slack, because I got way too excited about the arrival of Greg. I freaking love Greg. I love his attitude, his sense of humor, and I love that you can see his balls when he does sit ups. I love any gay man that can pull off a Mohawk. In hindsight I am very glad Greg arrived late, because it would have really troubled me if he heard Joe call Chris and Albie, "butt buddies." No one offends my Greggy. I have a Bravo-sized man crush on Mr. Greg, and if anyone hurt his feelings, I would have to leap into action. I don't know how to defend a Joe Giudice doing the splits punch, but I'll work on it.