Sonja explains why she skipped Heather's, but does admit that Ramona "bird dogged" Heather and Carole.
LuAnn likes sex any day of the week, praises Aviva and Heather's attempt to move on, and is shocked by Ramona's "peace making."
Carole reminds her Housewives of the importance of an invite and shares the poem she wrote for Heather and Jonathan's anniversary.
Ramona just wanted to give Heather and Aviva a little push for the better of the group, even if Aviva does seem to favor drama.
Heather believes that Ramona is once a s--- stirrer, always a s--- stirrer, but she tries to focus on what's really important: her anniversary.
Aviva longs for the days when Housewives could just make up and when GhostGate wasn't a thing.
Kristen explains that while she really did almost go home with Elvis, she is very much happy and in love with Josh.
Carole wishes she could met the Aviva she knew two years ago again and would rather talk about dessert than slander.
Ramona checks in to say she hopes you enjoyed this episode -- even if she wasn't a part of it.
Heather comments on Aviva's character assassination, what she thinks of Amanda Sanders, and why she wouldn't miss Carole's mermaid debut.
Aviva comments on the mud wrestling of this week (minus the mud), thanks RHONY, and gives Carole something before she can ask for it.
LuAnn thinks Heather is only 10 percent gangsta, sends a Bravo to Aviva, and explains why she didn't kick Amanda out.
Kristen talks about her first float experience, Sonja's rogue tooth, and what she thinks Aviva is holding in.
Ramona can't believe we've already gotten to the "nitty gritty" of this season and reflects on her trip to Africa.