Hugh Acheson

Hugh Acheson wraps his head around Yo Gabba Gabba!

on Aug 28, 20130

Mindy Kaling from The Office is a romantic comedy aficionado. Burke is crying about this for some reason. It’s not like I don’t like the rom-com genre, I am just not that informed on the oeuvre. I would interpret a scene from Bottle Rocket, but that’s probably too obscure. 

“You've never worked a day in your life. How can you be exhausted?” -Bottle Rocket

Sue Z. confesses to her mother that she has been stoned and pregnant since 10th grade. This is not true, but she is definitely holding back something in the interrogation room. We all need to watch an “After 4 Special” to get our lives back on track.  

Bryan has been penned in by the need to make pizza, but his dough takes like a week to make, so he’s going to make one of those burrito pizza things you’d find in a gas station… but freeze it, levitate it, and spherify that s---. Bryan v. the World continues. 

Sang says he’s famous for never giving people what they want. This in itself is a very interesting business plan as long as you live in a land of sadists. Oh yeah -- he’s in LA. He’ll be fine. He’s capitulating in this challenge though and will be making apple pie with kimchi, pork rinds, and an edible napkin made of bean curd. 

Sue is going to make food that a pregnant woman would love. I am hoping the demographic likes this. 

Two chefs are going home today,  so this is an important time to do well. 

Sue decides she is going to freeze her feet off with liquid nitrogen, but fails by not removing the top. She's also concerned that she has either over-thunk or under-thunk this challenge. Yes, yes, I am following this logic. (This is a double positive). She has made salty chips with pickles and ice cream. If this is stoner food, it is something we never experienced in my playful youth, and I was stoned through out most of high school. 

Mindy is dressed up as an American flag. She just is. And she’s pretty darned hilarious.  

Burke has made grits, duck, and a spritz of sweat. 

Douglas has made scrambled eggs. It’s like he and his sous chef have been cribbing notes ‘cause Paul made soft scrambled eggs to garnish his soup in the last challenge over at the JV squad set, I mean Battle of the Sous Chefs


Hugh, you (& your beautiful eyebrow) crack me up! Love getting to see more of you on BOTSC!


don't know why, but this ep. was boring me....


I so look forward to your reviews - they are hilarious!