Hugh Acheson

Hugh Acheson hopes Lindsay knows that she has a lot to be proud of.

on Feb 22, 2012

Sarah is cooking a frozen moose over stuffed noodle. Very Canadian. 

Lindsay is roasting whatever is left of Bev’s self-esteem. 

Paul is looking for essential oils. And special vitamins that make you unbeatable. Warning: if the unbeatable feeling lasts longer than eight hours, go and see your medical practitioner.  

Sarah dropped out of high school to pursue chefdom. Somewhere along the line, perhaps in the hazing stage, she was carried through kitchens by men with high hats. High hat is an interesting term, meaning disdain, and she learned it well. Now, at this point in her career, she is giving the high hat to Bev.  

Sarah bring the high hat in
Sarah bring the high hat in
Sarah bring the high hat in
Sarah bring it

(To the Google my people! Search Tyler, the Creator and high hat)

Paul is forecasting a shitshow. So are the teasers. I don’t think its going to flounder that badly. 

To the train depot. Paul is pulling the claws off live lobsters. This will make the animal rights people really happy. He is finally letting his emotions show.