Just look at this man glisten.

Again, we know that is a shirt, but see those sexy abs peaking through?

Remember when Jax was a moody mermaid? A shirtless moody mermaid.

That towel looks as if it could fall off at any moment...

The belt can wait, the abs are more important.

We'd prob be fine if that 2xist didn't exist.

That guy in the back's got to be jealous.

He's got the art of provocative towel tying down.

Way too much clothing in this shot.

Are the abs clashing with the vertical stripes?

Who wouldn't celebrate about having that six-pack?

Ah, the first time we ever saw Jax shirtless! Memories.

See, even he can't help but check himself out.

Tom Schwartz isn't going to let Jax have all the fun.

Perhaps the most revealing shot of Jax we have yet.