Crap Morning

Andy Cohen on his very bad day.

It's a nor'easter here. It is raining about as hard as Sarah Palin sucked on the "CBS Evening News" last night explaining why her proximity to Russia is useful for foreign policy. And she has a higher approval rating than Joe Biden, so the joke's on us!

It really is just a sad morning all the way around... I was waiting by my elevator ready to face the storm, and I heard the sound of weeping coming from the apartment of a very elderly lady. Weeping. Deeply weeping. I froze, haunted and uncomfortable hearing what I wasn't meant to hear. I wanted to knock on her door and give her a hug. I didn't.


I stepped into the mess and immediately ran into one of my favorite drag queens. She was out of drag. This experience is not meant for the faint of heart, and certainly not for the morning.

I took the V train right into the belly of Rock Center. My feet are sopping wet. I hope the debate happens tonight and that the next 39 days fly by with the best resolution for our country.

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