Loofah-ing Around

Andy Cohen talks Housewives, Supermodel, and Bill O'Reilly.

Well I mean was that a comedic episode of the RHNYC last night? That tennis match? The fact that Jill brought in Simon just to piss Ramona off? I dinno. It's comedy.

Tonight's Make Me a Supermodel is fierce. I am VERY into that show and I looove the new format. I think the catwalk and judging have so much energy and are delicious to watch. I love Tyson and Nicole weighing in to save or diss their boys and girls. I love the go-see. I like that we show Branden's ass. And that there's a romance in bloom. OK — I will stop kvelling over Bravo shows. That is bo-ring!

You know what I can't really ever ever ever complain about? Staying at the Four Seasons on a GE rate. You know what I hate? Staying in a hotel that doesn't have Bravo. So where does that leave me when faced with the Four Seasons Chicago? I think it means that I can't complain, so maybe YOU will for me. Give them a call at 312-280-8800 and ask why they don't carry Bravo but they have, like, VH1 Classic. (I love VH1 Classic, but is there really a choice?)

So I got here yesterday afternoon and had a marathon screening session of various rough cuts in my hotel room and then ran out to get some air at sunset. Look at Tim Gunn's billing in town:



Oh and I also walked by my sister's favorite diner …

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How cool is it that the White House is giving tickets to the Easter Egg Roll to some HomoFamilios? It is an amazing gesture, with more than 100 gay and lesbian-headed families expected to take part! That warms my heart.

Every time he does a segment with crap overtones like this, I challenge ET to do a reminder of Bill O'Reilly's bust for talking dirty to a ladystaffer about a loofah on her privates.


Is Bill O'Reilly really using Adam Lambert's gay pictures as a way to get America up in arms that there could be an openly gay dude on Idol? His insinuation is gross and it won't be as successful and thought provokingly numbing as his "War Against Christmas" (tm?). Every time he does a segment with crap overtones like this, I challenge ET to do a reminder of Bill O'Reilly's bust for talking dirty to a ladystaffer about a loofah on her privates. That's what I think of that.

Anyway, I am taking MY loofah to St. Louis this afternoon for some Passover magic! Talk to ya later.

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