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How To Skin A Cat: Quad 102

Quad thinks Kari is as fake as her face and would like to send "messy boots" Toya to a grammar class.

By Quad Webb

Re-phrasing one of my favorite songs "The girls all paused when I walked into the room." But, in the interest of time, let's get right down to business.

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It seems that Miss Kari can't stand being in the hot seat. Well, if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. The pictures of Kari when she was younger showed that she was blessed by Mother Nature but, looking at her now it's clear that she has been cursed by Father Time.

Kari's fashion sense: I really don't want to discuss it, but, since I have this blog and this Bravo platform, I will. In one scene we saw Kari and Toya going to lunch. Mid-day sequins. Really? It looks like she should be turning vowels on Wheel of Fortune. If you were Toya's true friend you would enroll her in a grammar class or two. #VannaWhiteimposter #VannaWhiteknockoff #pseudofriends #commoncause

Kari is a liar and the truth isn't in her! She's as fake as her face.

And speaking of Toya's grammar or lack there of: "Most easiest." Girl you are really making the University of Phoenix look bad! "Siz-zar" (Czar)??? Whaaatttt? Who says that?

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."-- Abraham Lincoln

And she's calling me ghetto? We will let the viewers decide who is ghetto. #TeamQuadbackup

Now that I've nipped that in the bud, can someone please provide Toya a set of brakes for her eyes so, they can stop rolling? #silenceisgolden

I'm going to take the high road. Toya, in an effort to provide community service to you and those who are infected or impacted by your ignorance I have done some research. The Emory University Continuing Education Department is offering a class called "Good Grammar is Good Business." It meets every Tuesday at 9:00 am, and the focus is on confusing words. #hookedonphonics #Dr.Seuss #readingisfundamental #here'sthelink #signup #Quad'spellgrant

(Here's the class)

OMG! Tacky Toya is messy boots and now her husband is following in her footsteps. Talking about Mariah while in her house eating her food and drinking her wine. Kids are off limits! Very inappropriate and as a mother she should know better. That back-handed compliment staged by her husband was just wrong! It's not up to the Harrises to decide when the Huqs should discuss adoption with their daughter. How do they know if she's emotionally mature to receive that information??? #rude #disrespectful #lowdown

In the words of Dr. Simone, "I know you are going to reject this." However I, unlike Dr. Jackie, am sincere in my effort to enlighten, enhance and contribute to your growth. #LionelRichiewearetheworld #blackgirlsrock

Dr. Simone, not "reject" but, please "eject" yourself from my presence. Anytime you allow a mother hen like Dr. Jackie to come into your house and check you, you are truly not the boss. Tony Danza on speed dial...Who's the Boss? #whogonecheckmeboo, #fakefriends, #frienemy #fastandfurious Sipping my water and keeping a side eye on Dr. Jackie. #geriatric

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